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Old 01-27-2002, 11:45 PM   #1
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You Have Been Cursed


These are the circumstances. A powerful deity descends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, you must live out the remainder of your life plagued with a terrible curse - a bizarre behavioral disorder, an outrageous physical deformitty, an irksome inconvience, etc. The deity is not without compassion, however. He allows you to choose between two possible fates.
from "Would You Rather" by Heimberg and Gomberg

Would you rather...
appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror
or
have a bizarre neurological condition where anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's theme sounds?
Things to consider: shaving, dating, public rest rooms.


Would you rather...
have your eyes and nipples switch places
or
your nose and perineum?


Would you rather...
have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
or
have the inability to distinguish between babies and English muffins?
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