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Old 01-27-2002, 09:12 PM   #1
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Exclamation Another sex topic...almost

Hehehe...did that title get you to come in here? I sort of figured it would. "Why would Xantar make a topic about sex?" you must be wondering. Well, just read on, and you'll see...

Anyway, this seemed like the kind of topic that the Black Project Forum needs. So here, read this article. And next time you're in South Africa, remember not to rape anyone.

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Penis-Multilating Tampon Puts Rapists Out Of Business - Forever
January 25, 2002 8:00 CDT

You could call it an "attack tampon". Dr. Jaap Haumann calls it one of the best reasons in the world for keeping your penis safely in your pants and thinking twice about raping someone. Rape in South Africa has risen to epidemic proportions, and he thinks if women used his invention it would go a long way towards providing men with an incentive to think twice before risking the symbol of their manhood.

How exactly does it work? The woman inserts the penis-mutilating tampon just as she would any other. If vaginal penetration happens while the tampon is in place, the point of the penis presses against the section of the tampon containing a spring blade, and a portion of the top of the penis is summarily sliced off.

Addressing the risk of so much blood during a rape resulting in a greater risk of HIV, Haumann said that because of the violent nature of the crime of rape, the danger of infection was high regardless of the amount of blood involved. In fact, because women wearing this device would not resist their attacker he feels it may even reduce the chance of infection for the woman, since there would be less tearing and internal damage to the rape victim.

Shockingly, rape has risen to such high level in South Africa, that many South African women already habitually carry antiretroviral medication with them to prevent HIV-transfer in case of a rape.

Dr. Haumann's device is still in the design stage, but he fully expects to continue the process and bring his invention to the market. Its estimated at least a million South African women would be willing to buy and wear it.

Source: www.AfricanCrisis.org
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Old 01-27-2002, 09:27 PM   #2
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That is a very good idea. Terrible that it had to come to that tho...
People are awful
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Old 01-27-2002, 11:08 PM   #3
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WTF?

I am speechless.


I have no speech.
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Old 01-28-2002, 12:05 AM   #4
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Man, when I read that, it made my legs hurt!
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Old 01-28-2002, 12:06 AM   #5
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Duuhh I... wuh... fuh... juh... zuh.... uh uhuuh uuuhhhh... hmmm...

err... yes... I'll... remember that little tip... Xantar... thanks... yes...... *walks away*
 

Old 01-28-2002, 12:41 AM   #6
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well, if you weren't circumsized before...heh...then you sure as hell would be afterwards...
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Old 01-28-2002, 03:49 PM   #7
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Ow...



Painful...




Although if you're going to rape someone you deserve it.
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Old 01-28-2002, 04:26 PM   #8
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they should just carry a gun and shoot those rapings bastards down. I hate people who could do that. It just bugs me so much. If someone i know gets raped, i'd seriouly go crazy and kill the rapist. I even hate that word.
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Old 01-28-2002, 04:48 PM   #9
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Hmmm, I must say that has to be a pretty damn good invention. I just feel sorry for the women who place that thing the wrong way round. :eek:

Oh, Sigma, I totally agree with you there. All rapists should either be shot, or thrown off the nearest sky scraper.
 

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Hmmm, I must say that has to be a pretty damn good invention. I just feel sorry for the women who place that thing the wrong way round. :eek:

Oh, Sigma, I totally agree with you there. All rapists should either be shot, or thrown off the nearest sky scraper.


I always prefered the beaten over the head with a stick.... several times..... until all life has left the body...
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Old 01-28-2002, 07:22 PM   #11
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Or filling the body with lead.
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Old 01-28-2002, 07:27 PM   #12
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Hmm...I think you people are moving off-topic. But reading this made me shiver. Eck..
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Old 01-28-2002, 10:47 PM   #13
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i don't know

i think its kinda funny. Hopefully it'll stop some of these messed up people.
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Old 01-28-2002, 10:48 PM   #14
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Note to self: Dont rape people in south africa.

Good ol' US of A.
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Old 01-28-2002, 10:53 PM   #15
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Thats great. This forum Already rocks!
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