That was even worst than the descriptions I've been hearing all day.
NOA
EDIT: The SSB commercial may have seems stupid at first but at least the ended up kicking the crap out of each other. But this commercial was "friendly" the entire time without dropping the idiotic song once.
Couldn't it just start like that and then Mario gets a huge thing of mud dumped on him? He then starts taunting squids at a fish market until he gets chased away by the manager.
Or at least like
Sonic Advance's Japanese commercial with Sonic in that suit. Best commercial ever for a game IMO.