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Old 01-14-2011, 08:10 PM   #1
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I was at the gym today. Our gym has huge glass windows so you get a great view of the Chicago skyline (absolutely GORGEOUS). On the other side the gym overlooks Halsted street, looking straight into one of the dorms at my school.

Consequently, and especially at night, you can see into the bedrooms of people who live in said dorms. Some people opt to close their blinds or turn off their lights, but a large number of people do not. I am not sure if these students are aware that the people at the gym can see them...I am sure they can see the people at the gym....anyway, I digress.

There I was doing my thing and I see some Asian kid through a window flailing around like a special ed kid trying to win 1st place in the track and hurdles. I mean he was waving his arms and none of his arm thrusts were coordinated or anything. It was like he was boxing a bee or a mosquito. And this went on for a good while. I was starring thinking "what the heck is this kid doing?" Then it hit me. Kinect. Or he is fighting invisible ninjas...because he is Asian.

And that folks is why the Xbox Kinect makes you look like a fucking retard. And Microsoft is secretly video recording it and laughing hysterically while they jump in pools of your money.

They should rename it to the XBOX KINECT LOLZ

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Old 01-15-2011, 10:51 AM   #2
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I did Kinect once. The lag killed it for me.

The good thing was that you really needed to move with your whole body. The days of cheating with the Wiimote are over!
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Old 01-15-2011, 11:40 AM   #3
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And when you looked away the invisible ninjas finally got him. The Kinect is obviously a plot by the clan of invisible ninjas to become even more inconspicuous. Sure they're already invisible but someone was bound to catch on.
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