You can run and tell that, homeboy

[Neo]

Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln, NE.

His name is Martinez, and he's runnin our players over. Better hide yo linebackers, hide your DBs, and hide your safeties cuz they rapin' errbody out here. We got yo jersey, you done left blood and all. You are so fast. You are really fast.

For real.

[Dylflon]

I'm taking it upon myself to poop in this thread.

*poo*

[Xantar]

Hello Neo!

Look at your post. Now back at mine. Now back at your post. Now BACK to mine.

Sadly, your post isn't mine. But if you stopped using yokel mannerisms and switched to Context and Explanation, your post could look like mine.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a forum reading the post your post could look like.

What's in your hand? Back at my post. I have a keyboard to type out the story behind that thing you love to talk about in your post. Look again. The post is now rainbows! Anything is possible when your post has Context and Explanation and not obfuscation.

I'm on a chair.

[Angrist]

Originally Posted by Neo

Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln, NE.

His name is Martinez, and he's runnin our players over. Better hide yo linebackers, hide your DBs, and hide your safeties cuz they rapin' errbody out here. We got yo jersey, you done left blood and all. You are so fast. You are really fast.

For real.

We got your finger prints! You left us your portrait! You left us your shoe! You think you're Cinderella? You left us your license! You even left us your Cheetos! Man you SO DUMB!

[Dylflon]

If that was an original post and not copied from elsewhere, I declare Xantar the winner of all threads.