If Consoles were Celebrities, who would they be and why?

[bobcat]

I saw this in Hyper Magazine and thought it would be a good idea for the forums.

Here's an example from the mag...........

Dreamcast River Phoenix - At a young age, there was such a great potential, but due to the negligence of their minders they end up in the grave. An unfortunate demise for both (a single tear rolls down my cheek)

Xbox Arnold Swharznegger - A powerhouse of a company backing him and it appears very high budget. Good visual effects and excitement will no doubt ensue. But will that be enough? Will the gameplay fall flat on its face like any Arnies movie plots do?

Playstation 1 & 2 Any Australian actor, but mainly Russell Crowe or Hugh Jackman. A few years ago, not many people had faith in them, but now, everybody wants a piece of the action.

Nintendo 64 Any Soap Star. Smear a tub of vaseline onto your screen to fully realise the beauty of the N64!

Gamecube Christopher Walken - While everybody is gearing up for the next big name movie actor, a small cult following of people are eagerly awaiting the next Christopher Walken movie, just like the new console war.

IndremaMichael David Bonson What? You never heard of him either? I think he's dead now anyway, no big loss.