Anyone else here marking out for Mr. Perfect? That man kicks ass. He has the perfect (
) gimmick and he plays it to perfection (
). He's in even better shape than he was five, six, or seven years ago, too. At the Rumble, when he was getting double-teamed by Triple H and Austin, he still found the time to do his spit-out-gum-swat-it spot. He's one cocky son of a bitch. And he lasted till the final three! Damn he rules. Vince better have something for Curt coming up, they way they built him up at the Rumble (Beating up Triple H AND Austin) and hopefully he'll continue to feud with Austin.
And on Raw... "Me and your husband ho way back."
"You do?"
"No."
I say give this man the IC belt NOW and let it have some prestige again. Imagine SCSA feuding for the IC Belt even... Sure, it's unheard of now and against Vince's own little queer rules I'm sure, but screw him. The IC Championship doesn't mean **** now, and Edge and Regal, while putting on some okay matches are just plain boring the **** outta me. I'd rather eat **** than watch their old-fashioned feud-- And I like old-fashioned stuff.
Anyway, I'm happy with all the four comebacks to an extent, how aboot you?
Goldust plays his character perfectly, and there's no mysterious type guy like him in the federation right now. WWF needs some mid-card heels, and Goldust is just that. I can imagine a Goldust-Rock feud... In fact, it seems like it already happened. It's just so fitting. (Side note: What's up with Goldust at the Rumble with Rikishi, they totally wasted that opportunity. Why didn't fatass attempt a stinkface on Goldust, where Goldust would like it and/or grab his ass? It only made sense, and it would have gave Goldust so much more heel heat... Actually, The Rock-GOldust feud would be great, but Rikishi-Goldust feud wouldn't be a bad idea either.)
The Godfather sucks in the ring, and I liked his thing on Raw and at Rumble, but it doesn't take someone as great as me to realize that he's gonna get old again, really soon. Good to see him back though, now just kick him out again.
Val Venis looks to be in great shape and he's a great mic worker.
WWF should build up these guys before the fans remember why they started hating them (in a not heel way, more of a X-Pac way) in the first place. The Rock doesn't have much to do right now, and with his movie-making, he shouldn't be in a high-profile feud until after NWO 2K (he should, but the way WWF doesn't exactly book long-term, it's better my way). So with that said, I think the best idea is to let Goldust feud with the Rock (they can use the excuse that Goldust wants to be a movie star, and The Rock is) or Rikishi, Mr. Perfect with Austin, and Val and Godfather with whoever, just until NWO 2K.
Now THAT'S perfect
, then Hennig's return will rule! That hitting the gum thing he does, everytime he does, I go "Damn, smart @$$ pr**k" 
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