Washroom terms

[Swan]

How do you say you are going to go use the washroom?


I tend to stick with "going to rock a piss"

[Angrist]

'Gezeik' means pissing, but it can also mean whining. So when somebody's whining or talking a lot (or whenever), I sometimes say I'm going to listen to my own gezeik.

One I use more often: 'leiding' means control/charge. It also means waterway (like with plumbing). So I like to say I'm going to take control: to take the 'leiding' in my hands.

Buuuuuuuuuut usually I just say I'm going to the bathroom, or I'm going to pee.

[Professor S]

squeeze the otter

[manasecret]

"Release the beast." But that was more appropriate when I drank Milwaukee's Best.

[Combine 017]

Bleed the lizard.

[The Germanator]

"Take a whiz." We had a UK sound man who was astonished by this phrase so I now use it because I laugh every time I think about his reaction to it.

Also makes me think of this.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/118708...lectric_fence/

[KillerGremlin]

"I'm gonna pee..."
"I need to poop..."
"I'm takin' a shiiiit"
"I'm gonna drop a deuce..."
"I need to pinch a loaf..."
"I need to take a leak..."

and I often announce, "I'm prairie-doggin' it!"

I'm not very classy. I also use the Number 1/Number 2 or en espanol, Numero Uno y Numero Dos.

I think the more important question here is do you look in the toilet at your trophy when you are done?

[Typhoid]

"Be back."
"Ive gotta use the bathroom."
"I'm going to blast piss out of my dick." - Dylan's brother said it once, and I laughed so hard I've picked it up.

[BreakABone]

"Drain the dragon"

"Open the floodgates" (Generally only when drinking)

[Teuthida]

I just wink, give a creepy smile, and then leave the room. Shaking hands is optional depending on the emergency of the situation. And it must be a two hand shake or who knows what they'll think you're up to.