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4th of July should be fun.
I'm gonna start off with a 9.3 mile run (15k) because I'm running a 15k next weekend and I want to have an idea of how it will go.
Then I'll get back in time to watch the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition live on ESPN at noon! Maybe it's anti-patriotic, but I'm rooting for Kobayashi!
I think I'll be going to a wine tasting at a local vineyard after that where a jazz band is playing. Red, White, and Blue they call it. Red wine, white wine, and bleu cheese, yum!
A friend of a friend is having a party which is apparently a pretty big shindig with a fairly professional fireworks rig, so I may check that out.
Anyway, God Bless the USA and peace out Palin! Good riddance, even though I think we will probably have to hear from you around 2011-2012
Been here for a few weeks and have seen that France cannot even be compared to the US, although the younger drinking age and lenient laws on public consumption of alcohol should be adopted back in the states, ASAP.
Will start the day off by going to a few of the english speaking bars; Great Canadian, Irish, Scottish, and English bars, but no American Themed bars as far as I know.
A few good friends are coming in from Amsterdam, so will catch up with them too, then finish off the day at Unighted by Burn Energy Drink, a french rave sorta thing. Armin Van Buuren and David Guetta are headlining.
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Gonna celebrate the 4th this year in Paris.
Been here for a few weeks and have seen that France cannot even be compared to the US, although the younger drinking age and lenient laws on public consumption of alcohol should be adopted back in the states, ASAP.
Will start the day off by going to a few of the english speaking bars; Great Canadian, Irish, Scottish, and English bars, but no American Themed bars as far as I know.
A few good friends are coming in from Amsterdam, so will catch up with them too, then finish off the day at Unighted by Burn Energy Drink, a french rave sorta thing. Armin Van Buuren and David Guetta are headlining.
Had steak, and saw public enemies. Pretty great July 4th :P
Also, it occurs to me if someone didn't know what was going on all the fireworks would be pretty terrifying. I could see 6 or 7 shows from my house alone.
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Heard plenty of fireworks. Didn't see a single one. The buildings/trees blocked everything. My dog hid in the bathroom the entire night rocking back and forth on her hindquarters muttering "it's just stupid humans it's just stupid humans" again and again.
Indian rice for dinner. Can't get more American than that.