Your Animal Wars Champion

Typhoid · 06-04-2009, 07:23 PM

The Crabbernaught, nature's tiny little aquatic tank, is your Animal Wars champion.

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Crabs are mostly active animals with complex behaviour patterns. They can communicate by drumming or waving their pincers. Crabs tend to be aggressive towards one another and males often fight to gain access to females. [11] On rocky seashores, where nearly all caves and crevices are occupied, crabs may also fight for the best hiding holes.

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Crabs are prepared and eaten as a dish in several different ways all over the world. Some crabs are eaten whole, including the shell, as soft-shell crab; with other crabs it's just the claws and/or legs that are eaten. The latter is particularly common for larger crabs, such as the snow crab.

In some regions spices are used to improve the culinary experience of eating crab. In Asia, Masala Crab and Chilli crab are examples of heavily spiced crab dishes. In Maryland, blue crab is often eaten with Old Bay Seasoning.

Thank you mighty Crabbernaught, you have touched us all, not only by being very delicious with melted butter, or even your in your ability to have a deathmatch with one of your kinsmen, rather you remind us, time and time again when you pinch our fingers or toes that we are too close - a mighty testament to never giving up depending on size or how outnumbered you are. Congratulations crab, enjoy your victory.

BreakABone · 06-04-2009, 07:50 PM

Looks like this crab, hit its enemy in the weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Ric · 06-04-2009, 08:20 PM

WOO HOO, The Crab reigns supreme. Take that Platypus

The Crab forever shall be the GT Ultimate Fighter, deftly defeating all that stood in it's path.
The Badger, forever his mortal enemy.

Soviet Stinger · 06-04-2009, 10:04 PM

We are Heroes, Crabsmen.

All of us.

Ric · 06-04-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Soviet Stinger

We are Heroes, Crabsmen.

All of us.

BreakABone, Darmani, DDC, Dylflon, Fyacin, KillerGremlin, Nighthawk, Ric, Soviet Stinger, Teuthida, Typhoid.

The Generals of the Mighty Crabbernaught Army! For standing by the Crab in it's hour of need. By the power vested in me as King Of The Arcade, I dub thee Knights of this realm.

The Germanator · 06-04-2009, 10:27 PM

Dylflon · 06-05-2009, 05:35 AM

All hail King Crab!

Teuthida · 06-05-2009, 01:43 PM

KillerGremlin · 06-05-2009, 02:37 PM

Do you think they catch Krabbys in the Pokemon world and cook them and then eat their delicious legs?

Teuthida · 06-05-2009, 02:40 PM

I've wondered about that since the dawn of the show. There aren't any animals other than Pokemon so surely they must eat them. I vaguely recall someone selling magicarp to eat in one of the early shows. Not sure.

KillerGremlin · 06-05-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Teuthida

I've wondered about that since the dawn of the show. There aren't any animals other than Pokemon so surely they must eat them. I vaguely recall someone selling magicarp to eat in one of the early shows. Not sure.

The fantasy world of Pokemon would be so horrible and dirty in real life....
Do you think poachers hunt and kill rare Pokemon for their skin/teeth/horns?

What Pokemon is best for smuggling drugs? Just cut a surgical hole in Snorlax and you can fit like 100 pounds of dope. I best Ash keeps his stash in Pikachu's bum.

And I'm sure there is a thriving seafood industry where they eat Pokemon. And I'm sure they eat the Bird pokemon and the Cow pokemon.

Who does Poke-roadkill cleanup?

Angrist · 06-05-2009, 05:02 PM

The characters in PKMN usually eat tofu.
Sometimes they suggest eating pokémon. I think a pkmn of the newest generation has a description where it says it hunts and eats other pokémon.