Dangerous things to do while driving

[Typhoid]

This is something me and Dylflon's brother started coming up with one night, and now it snowballed into an ongoing thing. The concept isn't serious, it's mundane acts that would be deathly or hilarious while driving.

Feel free to add/comment.


So far the list is:

-Driving a smaller car inside your original car.
-Looking through a telescope.
-Giving someone a blowjob.
-Solving complex trigonometry equations without a graphing calculator.
-Baking an angel food cake.
-Maintain a garden.
-Assemble a three piece sectional sofa.
-Discuss the ethics of the veal industry.
-Play cat's cradle.
-Perform in a string quartet.
-Sit beside John F Kennedy.
-Have an out of body experience.
-Have a Vietnam flashback.
-Free yourself from a straightjacket.
-Have a wheelchair race.
-Race a grapefruit and an apple inside the car.
-polish your mom's good silverware.
-Count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
-kill two birds with one stone.
-pour a bowl of cereal.
-paint your toe nails.
-fight with burt reynolds and tom selleck at the same time.
- mix unstable chemicles.
-open a small business account with RBC.
-Eat a pomegranate.
-File your tax return.
-Potty train a chimpanzee.
-Practice telekinesis.
-Sing the entire score the the Pirates of Penzance.
-talk about what clouds look like.
-Stargaze.
-Plane a door.
-Stretch your hamstrings.
-Praise to Mecca.
-Have a piggyback race.

[BreakABone]

Hmm

-Shave your beard.
-Play Pokemon
-Play Peek-A-Boo with your kid.
-Record your own terrorist threat video.
-Take a power nap.
-Finish your 10 page paper on anything.

[Dylflon]

You put down the one's I came up with so I can't contribute them.

Pretty crafty, Sean.

[KillerGremlin]

-tie your shoe
-shave your legs
-change your steering wheel
-test ratios by flipping a quarter 10000 times
-play the tuba
-do a headstand
-move to the passenger seat
-wear a blindfold
-have two glass eyes
-solve a jigsaw puzzle
-use a deep fryer
-be a woman...zing!

[Swan]

Damn, I clicked on this thread thinking it was Dangerous things to do while DIVING

[The Germanator]

This reminds me of the list we once made under the category "Normal things that are hilarious if done in a bean bag chair." It was kinda the same, you get the idea.

[Angrist]

Remember that 'French Erotic Film' song, sung by a grumpy man? That guy does a lot of funny songs.

He has a parody of Eminem's Stan (or actually a parody of a parody of that) where somebody asks him if it isn't dangerous to call while driving. He replies that he's calling handsfree, so he can lit a cigar, open a can of beer, read the paper...

So I nominate that.
-calling handsfree so you can lit a cigar, open a can of beer and read the paper.

[Typhoid]

-transform all the autobots from vehicle to robot form and back again

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

You put down the one's I came up with so I can't contribute them.

Pretty crafty, Sean.

-Type up a reply on a messageboard forum.
-Practice your synchronized swimming routine.
-Bake a pizza.