I just made some kid cry

Swan · 03-11-2009, 07:29 PM

So I was sitting on my couch watching some TV when I hear something hit my window. I look out and see that the window is cracked and broken. Look into the forest next to my house and see some kids there. I grab my shoes and run out after them. Sneak up on them and they run. I grab one of them because he falls. He starts to cry his eyes out. I ask him what the fuck he thinks he was doing. He keeps crying and mumbling about how he didn't do it, how it was his friends.
I drag him back to my place, get him to give me his parents number after about ten minutes of him saying he doesn't know it. He calls them, tells them what happened and they come over. His mom, little sister and cousin(who was hot and foreign) come over.

Well, youknow how it goes. Got their information, the kid felt bad.

That was my day

Combine 017 · 03-11-2009, 08:00 PM

Hahahahaha, thats awesome. How old was the kid and is your window going to be fixed?

Fox 6 · 03-11-2009, 08:12 PM

Shouldve locked him in a trunk until he spilled.

Or water board.

BreakABone · 03-11-2009, 08:19 PM

Now that you re-tell the story, it sounds like you are the monster from horror movies who was stalking his prey than dragged it back to your lair.

And the kid was like 12 I believe.

Bond · 03-11-2009, 08:44 PM

Do you have your own house?

Fox 6 · 03-11-2009, 09:54 PM

What exactly was it that broke the window?

GameMaster · 03-11-2009, 09:56 PM

Forest next to your house, haha.

I wish I had a forest next to my house.

All I got are stupid neighbors.

In your defense, it doesn't really sound like you made him cry. More like he just caved under the fear of what was going to happen. Unless you yelled at him or looked really scary.

BlueFire · 03-11-2009, 10:09 PM

I have to admit, I thought this story was going to take a disturbing turn for the worse.

Dylflon · 03-11-2009, 10:12 PM

Well Swan does have a pretty consistent history of committing rape...

statutory and otherwise

Swan · 03-11-2009, 10:40 PM

No rape has been committed, they were all legal age.

And I did yell at him. Bastards broke my window with sling shotted rocks.

And I live at my moms house, but she doesn't really live here, she just pays the rent

KillerGremlin · 03-12-2009, 02:35 AM

Way to let pedobear down.

Angrist · 03-12-2009, 08:23 AM

Hm it sucks that you just got one of the omega kids and not the alpha male. I would probably have left the crybaby and gone after the jerk with the biggest mouth.

Professor S · 03-12-2009, 08:43 AM

I hope you know you could have been charged with kidnapping and inprisonment. Ethically, I'm right there with you, but if that kid's parents were dicks, you'd be in jail.

KillerGremlin · 03-12-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor S

I hope you know you could have been charged with kidnapping and inprisonment. Ethically, I'm right there with you, but if that kid's parents were dicks, you'd be in jail.

Especially in this day of age where everyone is a predator or a rapist. I read an interesting article talking about how as an adult male you are better off not helping little kids because you might come off as a rapist or something crazy.

Combine 017 · 03-12-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Swan

No rape has been committed, they were all legal age.

Yeah but that was before the age of consent was changed.