Cake or Pie

KillerGremlin · 03-10-2009, 02:12 AM

Battle of deserts. Who will win....

Boring, generic, cake...the stuff you have at every birthday party, and at every wedding....

or delicious pie! Pie is like the porn of desert...that hard crust and that gooey filling that fills you up....

Oh man my tongue is salivating right now. Obviously I'm a pie man.

Also, pie solves math. What does cake do? The only redeeming quality of cake is that occasionally naked women jump out of it.

But think of all the lame ass cake out there. The best cake is ice-cream cake, or alcohol cake. Even pancakes are better than cake, and you have to put butter and syrup on that shit. My point is, cake as a stand alone desert is OVERRATED!

So what would you rather eat/put your penis in?

BreakABone · 03-10-2009, 02:14 AM

Wow this thread isn't biase at all.
There is no way people would guess you prefer pie.

KillerGremlin · 03-10-2009, 02:17 AM

I said I'm a pie man in my last post....I think that removes any of this "bias" you speak of.

GameMaster · 03-10-2009, 02:45 AM

To answer you're question there at the end, you can fuck a pie, but you can't fuck a cake.

So I think we all know which is better.

Professor S · 03-10-2009, 08:18 AM

Is there a question?

PIE, MUTHAF%$KAS

The Germanator · 03-10-2009, 08:32 AM

At some point I would have said cake, but I've really grown to love pie. Pumpkin and cherry especially.

Angrist · 03-10-2009, 11:13 AM

Ehm, what exactly is the difference? We only have 1 word: taart. Or maybe 2, if you count gebak.

Dyne · 03-10-2009, 02:43 PM

I have to hold up the cake front. You realize there's more types than just birthday cake, right? Let me demonstrate:

Carrot Cake (by far the best)
Angel Food Cake
Devil's Food Cake
Black Forest Cake
Chocolate Sour Cream Cake
Cupcake
Gingerbread
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Fruitcake (also a good insult word)
Sponge Cake

And...

CHEESECAKE. I can't believe not one of the pie lovers doesn't enjoy a good cheesecake. I'm sure we'd have full support from the females if we had any regular female members here.

BreakABone · 03-10-2009, 03:33 PM

I would like to join the Cake Defense Force, but first I would like to point out that two people pointed out you could use pies for less than normal reasons as their defense... and come on... pies are for clowns to throw at people.

Now if you want to talk about something that is with you in good times... I mean as he said cakes are at birthdays and weddings. Time for celebration, which just goes to show the purity of the cake. You don't screw it in a movie. You don't deface it by using it as a weapon. You embrace it.

Let's start off with the grand-daddy of them all, cheesecake

So rich and creamy and delicious how can you go wrong?

I know I know.. You are drowling right now... but the ball is just rolling.

Szymon · 03-10-2009, 03:39 PM

I am absolutely a cake person.

Who says you can't make sweet love to a cake?

thatmariolover · 03-10-2009, 05:11 PM

Pie.

Teuthida · 03-10-2009, 05:35 PM

Cake.

Cyclops kitten cake I made. Can a pie be as disturbingly cute and tasty? I think not.

thatmariolover · 03-10-2009, 06:22 PM

I'm astounded this is even close. How can pie not be the obvious right answer!?

uber_paddler · 03-10-2009, 06:53 PM

Cake, by a looooong shot. All you pie-voters are wack.

Dyne · 03-10-2009, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakABone

I would like to join the Cake Defense Force, but first I would like to point out that two people pointed out you could use pies for less than normal reasons as their defense... and come on... pies are for clowns to throw at people.

Thanks for the awesome picture post.

Also, if you're on the fence, I heartily recommend that you watch the Ace of Cakes on the Food Network. That will turn you into a cake lover.