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06-06-2008, 08:15 AM
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Dutch guy
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Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I just love this so much, that my mind does it without me noticing. This is what it came up with a few minutes ago:
Smell up and wake the coffee.
She crazes me drive! (or She crazes me drivy)
This is a one I found on imdb (originally a line of the fat guy in Jurassic Park):
Nice secret agent... what are you trying to look like, a hat?
Sometimes I also come up with some funny expressions that you might not even notice are wrong. They're mostly in Dutch, they don't work that well when translated.
But stuff like:
finally already
Did I forget everything? (when leaving)
They were killed alive!
A three-egged twin
Got any nice ones? 
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06-06-2008, 12:11 PM
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Year of the PS3
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I usually say "back-asswards" instead of "ass-backwards" does this count?!  ?
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Reason: epic fail on the :lolz:
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06-06-2008, 12:15 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I tend to mix up cliches a lot.
Like 2 stones with one bird.
And stuff like that. Don't know if because say it so often but most of them come out that way.
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06-06-2008, 01:44 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I usually say "It's not rocket surgery, here."
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06-06-2008, 02:13 PM
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President of the Galaxy
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I do this very rarely, but I like to talk dyslexic style. Like saying "romon" instead of "moron".
And if I'm switching words around, I'm probably saying "f*** the shut up". Not very mature, I know..
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06-06-2008, 02:15 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
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And if I'm switching words around, I'm probably saying "f*** the shut up". Not very mature, I know..
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06-06-2008, 03:31 PM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I do this. It's not a hobby. It's dyslexia.  |
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06-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
What's the expression again? Making a hobbie out of your handicap? 
But yeah, that's gotta suck.
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06-08-2008, 09:43 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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06-09-2008, 01:25 AM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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At least he's not an insomniac, and spends all night in bed, wide awake wondering if there really is a dog.
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06-09-2008, 01:26 AM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
I liek to switch the First letter of celebrities.
Wobin Rilliams.
Caniel Draig
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06-09-2008, 02:31 AM
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Sharon Stone
Sylvester Stallone
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06-09-2008, 10:55 AM
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John Lennon in '67
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shhhhhhhhhhhh. 
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06-09-2008, 10:35 PM
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Re: Little hobby of mine: switching words around
Kiss Goodnight by Ace Troubleshooter
I climbed the door and shut the stairs
I said my shoes and took off my prayers
I brushed my clothes and took off my teeth
I pulled down my alarm and set my sheets
I shut off my bed and I climbed into my light
And all because she kissed me goodnight
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