First time you drank/ Drinking stories.

[Jason1]

I just want to hear when the first time all of you drank, or I should say got drunk rather, and also if you want to tell some of your crazy drinking stories that would be fun too. I know for some of you forieners the drinking age is 12 or whatever, but for us Americans we cant legally drink until we are 21 so cut us some slack.

As for me, first time I remember being drunk was Prom night my freshman year. So I wouldve been 15. Obviously I wasnt going to Prom, so I went over to a friends house to spend the night. My friends older brother had some people over after Prom, and he let us drink. Captain and Coke was our drink that night if memory serves me correctly. I remember I was sitting on my friends bed and some drunk girl who was actually very good looking came in with my friends brother, not sure if it was his date or whatever. I think his brother was talking to someone or whatever, but he wasnt paying attention to this girl. Anways, she sits down next to me and starts rubbing my back and sort of sweet talking me. Then she started rubbing my crotch. My friend and another friend of mine were also there, laughing their asses off because im sure I looked like I had no clue what to do, which I didnt. Anways, we always look back at that night and laugh really hard about it. I have more stores but I'll save them for later.

[Swan]

I remember one night where I blacked out (well, I don't really remember it) where when I came back to conciousness I was walking home. It was odd. I apparently fell in a fire that night.


I need to stop drinking until I black out. I turn into a bad bad person in that state

[Fox 6]

My first time was when my paretns were away and my brother threw a party. Vodka was the weapon of choice. As for funny stories.......... 2 weeks ago my brothers friends held a going away party for one of their own at a cabin. I had about 10 beers and a lot of amaretto and coke. We stayed up to about 4 ish dancing to every song that came up. dont remember going to bed. I think i passed out in a room people were making out in or something. Someone passed out in a tent that we found.

Before hand we found this really cool liquor store that gave away bags of ice with every purchase and had deals like buy a 12 of cantebury and get a pack of darts :P The also accepted Canadian Tire money.

EDIT: At the cabin; I also remember a good looking girls arm around me, hand in my back pocket

[GameMaster]

What's this Canadian Tire Money you speak of?

[Bond]

The first time I drank was when I was 17. I was at one of my girl friend's cottages which is surrounded by a private lake. Drank nearly a whole bottle of Captain Morgan, no mixers. Jumped into the canoe, canoed for hours. Proceeded to fall into the lake at the highest point, bouncing onto rocks on my way down. Proceeded to try and watch a movie (I forget what movie). Could not focus. That's about all I remember. Good times.

[Ginkasa]

There was this one time I went to a hockey game with my dad. I was 14, I think. He spilled a little of his beer on my jacket.

That's closest I've ever gotten. I prefer Dr. Pepper.

[Typhoid]

First time I drank it was my sister's wedding and I was my brother-in-laws best man. I was 15, ad it was an open bar. I was wearing a suit, and had short hair spiked up at the time, and since I was bigger back then, apparently I looked 19.


But the first time I got super drunk, I was 16 or 17. I ended up forgetting my own name, and coming home with only my boxers. My mom gave me advil and kindly guided me to bed.


But now, I can drink like a fish if I want to. I won't stay sober, obviously. But I carry myself really well from time to time, so it's hard to tell how drunk I am. Assume the answer is : very. A few weekends ago I ended up drinking an entire 40 of Rum to myself (with mix, of course) and didn't die, nor fall flat on my face.


Friday was my birthday. Went to the bar. Forgot everything after about 8pm. Was cut-off at about 10pm. Left the bar, and apparently walked into a bush on my way home, or was attacked by Werewolves. I also spent a mystery 8 dollars on the way from the bar to my house. But I have no idea what on, or where.

There's probably more entertaining stories. But they're mostly from nights I don't want to really bring up anymore.

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

What's this Canadian Tire Money you speak of?

Canadian tire is a retail chian that sells things liek automotive parts, seasonal items, hardware, kitchen stuff etc etc.

They have "money" which they give away with every purchase. Theyre coupons in the amounts of $0.05 on up to $0.50 that you can use on future purchases. Well anyways this liquor store accepts it. which is pretty cool.

[Bube]

Fox! You bought the Fallout gamerpics before me! Oh how I want that gamerpic pack..

Anyway, I've never gotten drunk. I started drinking when I was 18 (the legal limit) but I always drink just enough to keep me sober - I really don't like not being in control of myself, I'd prefer to keep my cool and act rational.

[Angrist]

I don't really remember the first time I had alcohol. Must have been a glass' bottom of wine when I was 12 or so. I slowly started with beer when I was 17 or so.

I do remember the first time I was quite tipsy (not drunk, never been drunk). We were at the wedding of my French cousin. Around 6PM I had a Martini cola. The barsman (who was an amateur volunteer) didn't know how much to mix, so he did 50/50. Quite a strong one.

Hours later, we started diner. It was a French diner, very long, it took 3 hours or so. I had some champagne and some glasses of wine.

Then I had to go to the toilet. I stood up. Wow. I had to gently touch the wall so I wouldn't fall. First time I was tipsy.

Not a very spectecular story.

[Jonbo298]

I don't remember my first time but one of the most vivid times I ever had was New Year's I believe 2 or 3 years ago.

Few friends of mine work at a local casino's buffet. At the time, 2 gay guy's in Omaha owned their own house. They planned a big party with people they knew and friends invited me to come along, along with another friend that had to come.

So..the 2 gay guys living together was interesting. Their basement was literally a half assed sex room. Chains tied to 2 poles nearby, whips, paddles, you name it. A good amount of females there for party which was nice.

To keep with what I am talking about, after about god knows how many beers and shots, I'm in the basement, chained, and a young hot woman is whipping me and paddling, etc..I'm too drunk to feel much in the way of pain but enjoy it. I believe I eventually returned the favor

So, after yet more alcohol, it gets nuttier. I didn't get laid that night or anything, nor expected to. But we coerced one of the gay guy's to try and pull down passed out friend's pants. He starts to, but passed out one eventually partially wakes up so that ends.

I make my way upstairs into a spare bedroom. There was a blanket and pillow on ground already so I took advantage of that. Different friend there was sleeping in same room, on bed with a chick. I must have been seriously passed out HARD because they said they fucked for quite a long time and loudly too, with me right next to them.

Yet, I didn't hear a thing. But others said it happened. It's rare I pass out THAT hard to not have anything wake me up like that. But that was also the only time I got very very trashed.

So for me, the highlights of the night was the sex basement incident, and also a friend there took 3 beer's at once in the beer bong.

[Dyne]

I don't really remember. I do remember splitting a beer with Dylflon while we watched The Last Samurai on DVD, though, years and years ago. LOTR chalice glasses, only the best!

[-alpha-]

Hmm, the FIRST time I ever drank any alcohol has some bearing as to why I starting drinking later than most people. When I was 5 or so, I noticed my dad drinking something at the table. I asked him what it was, he responded "ie tequila", which roughly translates to "it's tequila". My dad's never been one to protect me from hurting myself, so he asks me if I'd like to try some. Now, I trust my dad, he kinda raised me and stuff, right? He wouldn't hurt me. As the shotglass filled up, he gave it to me, and showed me how to take it down in one hit. Now that doesn't work so well when you're 5 and the most hardcore tasting thing you've ever tried is pixie sticks with pepsi. When I try the same thing, at first I thought, wow, how could anyone drink this, and then I thought, wow, I need to puke....NOW....and so the a nice trail of puke from where I was standing to the kitchen sink was made, my mom slapped my dad over the back of the head, and I had to stop the ceiling from moving for the next hour. Moral of the story: don't take tequila without lime and salt.

[Bube]

Originally Posted by -alpha-

Hmm, the FIRST time I ever drank any alcohol has some bearing as to why I starting drinking later than most people. When I was 5 or so, I noticed my dad drinking something at the table. I asked him what it was, he responded "ie tequila", which roughly translates to "it's tequila". My dad's never been one to protect me from hurting myself, so he asks me if I'd like to try some. Now, I trust my dad, he kinda raised me and stuff, right? He wouldn't hurt me. As the shotglass filled up, he gave it to me, and showed me how to take it down in one hit. Now that doesn't work so well when you're 5 and the most hardcore tasting thing you've ever tried is pixie sticks with pepsi. When I try the same thing, at first I thought, wow, how could anyone drink this, and then I thought, wow, I need to puke....NOW....and so the a nice trail of puke from where I was standing to the kitchen sink was made, my mom slapped my dad over the back of the head, and I had to stop the ceiling from moving for the next hour. Moral of the story: don't take tequila without lime and salt.

lol I have a similar story, but I was neither 5, nor was it tequila. But my reactions were the same.

I was 8, and my dad was drinking some banana liquor, and when I was near the table, I got the sweet banana smell. I asked him what it was, and he told me it was a banana drink (he didn't say it was alcoholic or anything - just a banana "drink"). Having never tasted a banana "drink" before, I was intrigued, and before I could ask him if I could have some, he offered his glass to me. I took a huge gulp, and don't really remember if I swallowed or puked it out. My mom and dad had a good laugh.

That's the first time I drank alcohol, but I don't count it as drinking.

[Fox 6]

Originally Posted by Bube

Fox! You bought the Fallout gamerpics before me! Oh how I want that gamerpic pack..

Anyway, I've never gotten drunk. I started drinking when I was 18 (the legal limit) but I always drink just enough to keep me sober - I really don't like not being in control of myself, I'd prefer to keep my cool and act rational.

That I did. There are a bunch of funny ones with the guy in them tho. I suggest the one where hes giving the thumbs up.