Hot chicks with douchebags

[Typhoid]

My friend sent me this link this morning, and I got a good lol out of it.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[Angrist]

http://www.nabaal.nl/

Sorry, it's Dutch.

[KillerGremlin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t.../lolasshat.jpg

[Jason1]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t.../lolasshat.jpg

Poppin the collar is ALWAYS cool, but when your wearing 4 Collared shirts, it makes it 4x the cool.

God, this gets me thinking of how much I hate the typical Fratboy college idiot. Anyone who goes to any major college knows who im talking about, the guys that walk into class bragging about how much they drank the night before. I just want to tell them nobody gives a shit and punch them in the face. Same goes for the girls that blabber about finishing off a 6 pack of Mike's hard lemonade. Its equally annoying. I can honestly say I dont have any close friends that are in Frats, and I think thats something to be proud of.

[DeathsHand]

Between the local branches of nearby colleges and the insane amount of growth along the metro corridor of Wilson Blvd. over the past few years, Arlington has become douchebag central...

Only 3 types of people live here:
1) Hispanics (they swarm to specific neighborhoods and apartment complexes)
2) Old people (with money) who felt it would be a safe, convenient place to settle down (which it is)
3) Douchebags/Yuppies

Take a walk through the Clarendon neighborhood on nights and weekends and any couple you see walking down the street would be a worthy candidate for one of those websites...

[GameMaster]

Me: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who are the biggest douche-bags of all?

Mirror: The answer to that is quite simple, my Lord. For the biggest douce-bags in the universe, look no further than the ugly-ass Gotti boys and their orange-faced cronies.



























Seriously though, are these guys not the biggest shit-bags you've ever seen?

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

When I did my university year abroad in Malta for a year, I had a roommate from Turkmenistan who looked just like that guy in the far lower right. It wasn't like he wasn't a nice and in many ways an intelligent guy, but he was so sure of himself and how he needed to look super uber-cool (or uber-douche) that it was just uber-amazing to me. How could anyone care that much about looking cool? I can't speak for all of those guys obviously, but I just want to say that even it's hard to imagine that people are out there that actually look like that on purpose and for super-serially, it actually happens. There are really guys like that out there.

Amazing.




EDIT: Oh yeah, and by the way,


Awesome cock and balls on your forehead. The sign of the 'bag.

[Fox 6]

Is anyone else disgusted by the amount of fake tan these guys put on. For fucks sake they looks like leather

[KillerGremlin]

I grew up in douchebag-ville....I know the stereotype. I've been liberated since I've moved to the big city of Chicago, but you still occasionally see a douchebag or two. I can't imagine how many douchebags there are on college campuses not located in a major city...

I love Chicago. White people act white, because white people acting black will get shot. I love being on the border of the south-west side. Represent.

And most of those chicks aren't very attractive.

[Angrist]

The orange paint. :eek: What's that for?


And those guys just have one kind of haircut. Bah.

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Wait, isn't that Kevin Connolly on the far left??



I always knew he was a 'bag.

[Professor S]

The orange paint is called "bronzer" and its the instinctive mating ritual of the Long Island Asshat.

They look like Darth Maul.

[Perfect Stu]

this thead is nearing douchebag overload

[Angrist]

How bout this guy.





+rep if you know who this is.

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Oh wow, just realized that's a before and after putting bronze shit all over your face. You can even see the line right before his hairline where the bronze shit ends and his normal skin color begins.