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Old 08-18-2007, 05:33 PM   #1
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http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=18166


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There’s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there’s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Nick is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. “Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,” he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands.

Oh man, this is going to be epic. Im getting in line right now.......
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Old 08-18-2007, 05:44 PM   #2
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Dude, this info is from 2004.
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Old 08-18-2007, 06:28 PM   #3
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Dude, this info is from 2004.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0369610/

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/new...-the-shark.php


http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/9638

HAHAHA

you fell into my trap!!
now who looks like the fool............
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Old 08-18-2007, 06:34 PM   #4
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You mean people will actually have to watch Jurassic Park 3 now?
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Old 08-18-2007, 09:03 PM   #5
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The only way it will be really good is if they embrace the cheese factor. They could get Samuel L Jackson to be in it or something.

Granted he did die in the first on but if they can create super dinos then they can clone him.....


I mean they did kill Bill Paxton in 2 Alien movies, and again in a predator movie, and they're in the same universe. In conclusion I think it would be awesome if they cast Bill Paxton in AVP2

" We got Dodgson here!"
http://dodgson.ytmnd.com/

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" Im tired of these MOTHERFUCKING dinos with these MOTHERFUCKING guns!"

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Old 08-18-2007, 11:04 PM   #6
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That poster is now my desktop wallpaper...

and I actually had those toys when I was a kid.

And yes, they were awesome.
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Old 08-19-2007, 01:43 AM   #7
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" We got Dodgson here!"
http://dodgson.ytmnd.com/

that was the most amazing thing i've ever seen ever hahaha
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Old 08-19-2007, 03:18 AM   #8
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that was the most amazing thing i've ever seen ever hahaha
Agreed. Poor Dodgson.

Stick stupid!

Anyway..... Jurassic Park... with armed dinosaurs. Weird.
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Old 08-19-2007, 02:36 PM   #9
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dodgeson was AWESOME!!!!!!

That squeal practiaclly ended my life.
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Old 08-19-2007, 02:59 PM   #10
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Can't...stop...listening...to...it.
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