Does anyone else hate their neighbors?

Bond · 07-19-2007, 12:09 AM

I cannot stand my neighbors. I've been trying to find some legal loophole to report them to the police for the longest time.

I have no idea how they can afford the house they live in. Simply no class at that establishment.

DeathsHand · 07-19-2007, 12:31 AM

We never hear a peep from anybody in our neighborhood... It's all sort of middle-aged family-type folk...

But there are a couple of families who moved into a couple towering $1.3 million McMansions (3-stories a piece, built on a lot that previously housed a single 1-story home) on the corner who seem to be there less often than the mexicans they hire to tend to their 3 bushes and 5 square feet of lawn, yet still somehow manage to leave notes on the cars of people who park out on the (public) street in front of their house, implying that the spaces are theirs...
They don't tend to bother trying to socialize with any of the neighbors other than that...

That's slightly irksome, but only in the back of your mind...

Angrist · 07-19-2007, 03:48 AM

I have some neighbors who smell. And some who are lesbians.

BlueFire · 07-19-2007, 04:10 AM

My neighbor thinks his house is an auto mechanic shop. It's horrible... and they're always messing with motors at early morning hours. Plus, his wife is ugly and really fat and so is he... it's really disturbing to see them shirtless.

The Germanator · 07-19-2007, 02:20 PM

When we first moved in to our house, we literally had no neighbors...Then three people built houses on the property next to ours, so now we have neighbors. Nothing really wrong with them. If any thing, our Basset Hound barking at 4 AM probably pisses them off.

Crash · 07-20-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

his wife is ugly and really fat and so is he... it's really disturbing to see them shirtless.

I hate my neighbors. Nosey retarded monkies. I want to punch them.

Angrist · 07-20-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Crash

He said "and so is he".

GameMaster · 07-20-2007, 04:50 PM

Our neighborhood lacks neighborly spirit. We all keep to ourselves.

Teuthida · 07-20-2007, 07:48 PM

My block is a series of attached houses so you can hear everything that goes on in the homes right and left of me. One one side the mother home schools her kids but it seems that all they do for twelve hours is sing off key and play the piano. One more house down is a family who runs a pitbull rescue operation, so they have a ton of dogs in that one little house. My own dog was too afraid to walk by that house for the longest time. On the other side my neighbor called the city to remove the tree in the front of our homes and since it was more on his side they did it. Really sucks since my grandfather planted that tree over 50 years ago. Then there is church across the street that holds midnight masses with loud speakers. Impossible to sleep through that. Was held the two times I had to take the SATs as well.

But I don't hate any of them more than I hate all of humanity though.

Storm Eagle · 07-20-2007, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

My neighbor thinks his house is an auto mechanic shop. It's horrible... and they're always messing with motors at early morning hours. Plus, his wife is ugly and really fat and so is he... it's really disturbing to see them shirtless.

Just to make sure I understand, you've actually SEEN her shirtless?

DeathsHand · 07-20-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Eagle

Just to make sure I understand, you've actually SEEN her shirtless?

I'm no BlueFire, but I'd guess that she walks around in one of those bikini-esque tops with her fat rolls hanging out from both the top and bottom...
Probably while wearing really tight, biker-short-esque pants...

KillerGremlin · 07-20-2007, 10:06 PM

we have zero neighborhood pride...i wave to a few of them, but neighbors are just awkward. when i get my own house i'll try to make friends with the neighbors, but i'm never home nowadays anyway.

gekko · 07-21-2007, 11:48 AM

Sounds like Bond is just made he's not the only rich one in the neighborhood.

But ya, I hate my neighbors. Nothing a little C4 couldn't fix.

Storm Eagle · 07-22-2007, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

I'm no BlueFire, but I'd guess that she walks around in one of those bikini-esque tops with her fat rolls hanging out from both the top and bottom...
Probably while wearing really tight, biker-short-esque pants...

Well he said "shirtless", so I mistakenly got that mixed up with "topless".