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Old 04-28-2002, 11:18 AM   #1
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Think about it. In every Friday the 13th film, Jason always winds up killing some horny teenagers who are either getting ready to or are in the middle of having sex.

Tommy: Oh baby, that's it.
Nancy: Tommy, did you hear that?
Tommy: Oh baby, come on. It's probably an animal or something.
Nancy: I'm scared Tommy.
Tommy: Come on, were in the middle of the woods. Nothing out here but us.

Jason: ------------------
Tommy & Nancy: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

Could the Friday the 13th films be secretly telling us that premarital relations are bad?

Hmmm.
Is this the new face of abstinence?

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Old 04-28-2002, 11:27 AM   #2
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*looks at topic name*

*comes in to yell and scream*

*reads topic*

yea, probably...

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Old 04-28-2002, 11:36 AM   #3
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a... so this Jason is morally correct?? Wait a sec... no, that's not the right way.
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Old 04-28-2002, 07:04 PM   #4
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I wonder if Jason killed anyone who was about to or having sex in Jason X?
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Old 04-28-2002, 07:08 PM   #5
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I wonder if Jason killed anyone who was about to or having sex in Jason X?
Well.. I got this from deesk online last night, and he said most likely.. so I'd have to say yeh.
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Old 04-28-2002, 09:09 PM   #6
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Hmm.... I wonder what other things gilmakers are sublimally adding into their films
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Old 04-28-2002, 09:31 PM   #7
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Has live intercourse ever been filmed? Do the actors perform it or do they call out the stunt doubles?
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Old 04-29-2002, 02:29 PM   #8
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Has live intercourse ever been filmed? Do the actors perform it or do they call out the stunt doubles?
Live intercourse? Yeah.. they call is porn
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Old 04-30-2002, 03:24 AM   #9
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Stunt doubles, lol.

I can just imagine that...
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Old 05-01-2002, 06:46 PM   #10
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it would be scarier if it showed the children getting Genital Warts :>
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Old 05-01-2002, 07:03 PM   #11
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Originally posted by NeonNightCloud
it would be scarier if it showed the children getting Genital Warts :>
Wha?

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» How could they show someone getting Genital Warts?
» Why would they?



.. Neo should have waited till September to give you access.. you might not have made a first stupid post like that....

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Old 05-01-2002, 08:24 PM   #12
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I meant with Genital warts.

and also u hate me because u and ur ex-girlfriend are extremely ugly :>
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Old 05-02-2002, 02:40 PM   #13
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Well.. you have yet to post your picture, so I don't give a f**k about your god damn opinion. Go crawl in a ditch a die...

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Old 05-05-2002, 11:20 PM   #14
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Live intercourse? Yeah.. they call is porn
No $hit Sherlock! Geeze, why do you think that movies used to have an "X" rating, hmm, I wonder if that's a hint as to what will happen in "Jason X", unless ity's the tenth Film in the seris, a letter "X" usually means something oddis going to happen.

AS for that Hockey mask being the new face of Abstinace, god I hope not, ah,well at least it's slightly better than Satan himself.
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Old 06-02-2002, 09:27 AM   #15
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Ok, I'm going to bring up this old topic because I got a question to ask anyone if they saw Jason X:

In Jason X, did Jason kill the horny teenagers that were about to have sex?

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