Research suggests mutilated Montana cow fell from the sky and bounced

[Neo]

http://www.earthfiles.com/news/news....ry=Environment

The Sheriff had called me after his first October visits to the Peterson ranch to tell me there appeared to be a bounce mark some four to five feet southeast of the dead cow's body. The soil was shoved up against the north side of the mark, suggesting that the 1300-pound cow had dropped from high enough above to hit the ground with considerable force and bounced to its final resting place with its legs and head pointed north...

[Typhoid]

It could have been being transported by helicopter to a hostpital or something of the sort.

[Teuthida]

What is the world coming to when aliens don't even take the time to return the mutilated bovine in a gentle inconspicuous manner? In my day extraterrestrials actually gave a sh*t.