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05-18-2006, 11:39 AM
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Fuuton Rasenshuriken
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If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
LOL 'thida... I had to...
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Customer: Hi, so this is the new Ninty Burger eh? Looks nice!
Cashier: Thank you, can I help you?
Customer: Sure, can I have the 'wii burger' ?
Cashier: Sure, but first you gotta Wii...
Customer: Eh?
Cashier: Bathroom is that way...*points*
Customer: Uhmm..... ok... I guess I had to go anyway.... nice guess!
*Customer comes back*
Cashier: Alright, your Wii burger is ready.
Customer: Awesome! How much do I owe you
Cashier: That'll be 2.99
Customer: Great, here you go
*cashier accepts money, gives change*
Customer: Hey so where is it?
Cashier: Here you go
*Cashier hands him 2 controller devices and turns on the LCD on the counter. A nice juicy burger appears on the LCD*
Cashier: Now... all you gotta do is move the controllers in a fashion to pick up the burger and make pretend like your going to eat it.
Customer: Wow this is awesome!
*Customer performs, has a little trouble and drops the burger on the LCD, picks it back up and then motions towards his mouth. The burger disappears*
Cashier: EXCELLENT! Thank you come again!
Customer: Wait a minute... thats it??
Cashier: Yessirree..
Customer: But I didn't even eat nuffin!
Cashier: You sure did! You successfully ate the Wii burger!
Customer: That was a friggin image!
Cashier: It's not about what you see, it's about how you do sir..
Customer: Forget this!
*Customer leaves*
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rebuttle if you will... this is just a retalliation to Teuth's post hehehe
All in good fun really.
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05-18-2006, 12:39 PM
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A. Naef, 1916b
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
The motion of eating a burger is always the high point for me...
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05-18-2006, 01:55 PM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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05-18-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
Pretty good, but a distasteful sexual joke here and there would be nice (i.e. Wii-troller representing hands going up and down a gonzo or Wii-troller controlling the movement of the gonzo itself).
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05-18-2006, 06:44 PM
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Knight
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
haha nice...it would be hard to eat a burgerwitha xbox/ps3 controller 
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05-18-2006, 11:11 PM
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
Here's my version
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*Man walks into Nintenburger for a quick bite*
Cashier - Hello Sir, can I take your order?
Man - Whats with the outfits?
Cashier - *pause* What do you mean?
Man - What I mean is that you're all wearing Chess King outfits with Member's Only jackets.
Cashier - Its the company uniform, sir. "Classic" is always in style. Plus, the retro look is hip.
Man - Classic? Ok, never mind. Could I get a #6 with cheese and super size it?
*time passes and the food is delivered. Man looks in bag*
Man - Um, I think something is wrong with my order
Cashier - What do you mean, sir?
Man - I ordered a cheeseburger meal and supersized it.
Cashier - And?
Man - This is a tofu-dog, its TINY, and what the hell is on it?
Cashier - That would be sushi. And we supersize the FLAVOR, not the SIZE, sir.
Man - SUSHI??? I wanted a cheeseburger, and a BIG one!!
Cashier - That is a cheeseburger. A NINTENDO cheeseburger. Think outside of the box, sir.
Man - I don't want to think outside of the box, I want a damn cheeseburger. Thats what I ordered.
Cashier - No, you ordered a Nintendo cheeseburger. Just try it, they love them in Japan.
Man - I don't care what the Japanese love, I know what I love! And I love regular old cheeseburgers!
Cashier - Well... we do have the classic Nintendo retro-burger...
Man - Is it covered in raw fish????
Cashier - No... its just beef and cheese... like we USED to make...
Man - Well give me one of them, then.
Cashier - *thows Man a wrapped burger* That will be 50 cents.
Man - What the ****???? Its hard as a rock covered in mold!!
Cashier - I believe you mean classic, sir, like our uniforms. We've been aging them since 1985.
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I think thats more accurate. 
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05-18-2006, 11:39 PM
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
The Prof.'s is much better and entertaining. And less, "I feel like I have to defend my favorite video game company by coming up with my own 'witty' fast food comparison."
To steal GM's thing for a bit: A+
/me shrugs and walks away
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05-19-2006, 06:15 PM
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.
Or something like that.
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05-19-2006, 06:58 PM
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Knight
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
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Originally Posted by Canyarion
A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.
Or something like that.
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wuh?
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05-19-2006, 08:07 PM
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
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Originally Posted by Perfect Stu
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wuh?
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He's basically saying they would be innovative, and I guess Mayonnaise is something sexual, so you have to be over 18 to play sexual/adult games (to put parents at ease) and loyal customers refer to loyal fans.

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05-20-2006, 06:06 PM
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Nerd of the Rings
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Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...
Nintendo is very protective.
Actually it would be more like... they had no mayonaise. Only ketchup, but it comes in packages that take 1 minute to open.
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