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Old 05-18-2006, 11:39 AM   #1
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Default If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

LOL 'thida... I had to...

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Customer: Hi, so this is the new Ninty Burger eh? Looks nice!

Cashier: Thank you, can I help you?

Customer: Sure, can I have the 'wii burger' ?

Cashier: Sure, but first you gotta Wii...

Customer: Eh?

Cashier: Bathroom is that way...*points*

Customer: Uhmm..... ok... I guess I had to go anyway.... nice guess!

*Customer comes back*

Cashier: Alright, your Wii burger is ready.

Customer: Awesome! How much do I owe you

Cashier: That'll be 2.99

Customer: Great, here you go

*cashier accepts money, gives change*

Customer: Hey so where is it?

Cashier: Here you go

*Cashier hands him 2 controller devices and turns on the LCD on the counter. A nice juicy burger appears on the LCD*

Cashier: Now... all you gotta do is move the controllers in a fashion to pick up the burger and make pretend like your going to eat it.

Customer: Wow this is awesome!

*Customer performs, has a little trouble and drops the burger on the LCD, picks it back up and then motions towards his mouth. The burger disappears*

Cashier: EXCELLENT! Thank you come again!

Customer: Wait a minute... thats it??

Cashier: Yessirree..

Customer: But I didn't even eat nuffin!

Cashier: You sure did! You successfully ate the Wii burger!

Customer: That was a friggin image!

Cashier: It's not about what you see, it's about how you do sir..

Customer: Forget this!

*Customer leaves*
rebuttle if you will... this is just a retalliation to Teuth's post hehehe

All in good fun really.
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Old 05-18-2006, 12:39 PM   #2
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

The motion of eating a burger is always the high point for me...
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:55 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2006, 05:44 PM   #4
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

Pretty good, but a distasteful sexual joke here and there would be nice (i.e. Wii-troller representing hands going up and down a gonzo or Wii-troller controlling the movement of the gonzo itself).
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Old 05-18-2006, 06:44 PM   #5
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

haha nice...it would be hard to eat a burgerwitha xbox/ps3 controller
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Old 05-18-2006, 11:11 PM   #6
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

Here's my version

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*Man walks into Nintenburger for a quick bite*

Cashier - Hello Sir, can I take your order?

Man - Whats with the outfits?

Cashier - *pause* What do you mean?

Man - What I mean is that you're all wearing Chess King outfits with Member's Only jackets.

Cashier - Its the company uniform, sir. "Classic" is always in style. Plus, the retro look is hip.

Man - Classic? Ok, never mind. Could I get a #6 with cheese and super size it?

*time passes and the food is delivered. Man looks in bag*

Man - Um, I think something is wrong with my order

Cashier - What do you mean, sir?

Man - I ordered a cheeseburger meal and supersized it.

Cashier - And?

Man - This is a tofu-dog, its TINY, and what the hell is on it?

Cashier - That would be sushi. And we supersize the FLAVOR, not the SIZE, sir.

Man - SUSHI??? I wanted a cheeseburger, and a BIG one!!

Cashier - That is a cheeseburger. A NINTENDO cheeseburger. Think outside of the box, sir.

Man - I don't want to think outside of the box, I want a damn cheeseburger. Thats what I ordered.

Cashier - No, you ordered a Nintendo cheeseburger. Just try it, they love them in Japan.

Man - I don't care what the Japanese love, I know what I love! And I love regular old cheeseburgers!

Cashier - Well... we do have the classic Nintendo retro-burger...

Man - Is it covered in raw fish????

Cashier - No... its just beef and cheese... like we USED to make...

Man - Well give me one of them, then.

Cashier - *thows Man a wrapped burger* That will be 50 cents.

Man - What the ****???? Its hard as a rock covered in mold!!

Cashier - I believe you mean classic, sir, like our uniforms. We've been aging them since 1985.
I think thats more accurate.
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Old 05-18-2006, 11:39 PM   #7
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

The Prof.'s is much better and entertaining. And less, "I feel like I have to defend my favorite video game company by coming up with my own 'witty' fast food comparison."

To steal GM's thing for a bit: A+


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Old 05-19-2006, 06:15 PM   #8
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A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.

Or something like that.
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:58 PM   #9
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A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.

Or something like that.


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wuh?
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:07 PM   #10
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

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wuh?
He's basically saying they would be innovative, and I guess Mayonnaise is something sexual, so you have to be over 18 to play sexual/adult games (to put parents at ease) and loyal customers refer to loyal fans.

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Old 05-20-2006, 06:06 PM   #11
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Default Re: If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

Nintendo is very protective.

Actually it would be more like... they had no mayonaise. Only ketchup, but it comes in packages that take 1 minute to open.
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