Where would you want it to hit?

[Neo]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnw/2006041...25_2006104_xml

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.


Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.


Using NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.


Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

I hope it hits a Mr. Gatti's Pizza.

[Blacklotus21]

I would want it to hit a party full of obnoxious,annoying hollywood celebrities.

[GameMaster]

I would want it to hit my neighbor, Mr. Parker's house. My parents hate Mr. Parker because he alway allows his cat, Snuffles, to go to the bathroom on our perfect lawn.

[Happydude]

there isn't really anywhere i would like it to hit...maybe bill gate's house.

[Professor S]

Could we all please consider the source? He's a friggin' air traffic controller who believes that aliens blew up a comet, whose closest proximity is over 10 million miles away, because of America's nuclear policies with the intention that a fragment would hit the earth as a warning. Meanwhile, the only way these aliens chose to give context was a crop circle...

They blew up a comet, but their level of commnication is as advanced as a retarded farmer with a length of rope and a 2 X 4.

Yeah, makes sense. I hope it hits that idiot Julien's house... talk about sweet sweet irony.