Evil overlord's top 100

[Neo]

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

[GameMaster]

If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

Cliche'd!

[Ginkasa]

That's the point... He's basically listing all of the bad guy cliches...


/me shrugs and walks away

[Dyne]

Originally Posted by Link1130

That's the point... He's basically listing all of the bad guy cliches...


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

My first impression is that he's listing how he'd fix all the bad cliches.

Or should I have read more than 25? If only I had the time.

[Swan]

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

Best one I've seen yet.