Happy Birthday to BreakABone

Xantar · 04-02-2002, 12:03 AM

I wonder how curious he was about this picture. Ah well. Now he knows what it is.

Yes, indeedy. Our resident Penguin and sometime fanfic writer has turned 17 years old. He is now legally able to watch R-rated movies. So let's get some drinks and gather around to congratulate him.

Note of advice: watch out for his wrestling moves. BreakABone is a completely incompetent fighter, but he thinks he can recreate the WWF. It's usually rather painful for his victims, so stay away from him. He also might make outrageous demands for respect ("All of you bow down to me and and acknowledge me as The Game" or something like that). Don't listen to him if he does that. He'll get better and forget about it in a week.

GameKinG · 04-02-2002, 12:19 AM

Happy Birthday BAB!

Dont practice moves on me

Shadow Fox · 04-02-2002, 12:19 AM

*leaps out of tree*

*unsheathes katana*

Since BaB begged me to return to GT and speak on this, I will:

Happy day-of-womb-extraction-via-post-fetal-metamorphasis.

Hope that helps.

Anyways, I'm off...

*sheathes sword*

*grabs Alicia Keys, Mya, and Shay*

*vanishes into the night*

Bond · 04-02-2002, 12:22 AM

Happy birthday BreakABone!

jeepnut · 04-02-2002, 02:32 AM

Well yeah, it is BaB's B-day and all so here is your Pepsi.

<---BreakaBone

BUT HOLY LONG LOST NINJAS BATMAN!

IT'S SHADOWFOX!

fingersman · 04-02-2002, 06:35 AM

*Finegersman drags BAB into ring*

I got something for you BAB.

*stomps him in the ground sixteen times*

*walks away*

*remembers something*
*walks back to ring*
You don't think I forgot how old you are did you??

*stuns BAB two times*

That extra one is for you to have a good day.

Revival · 04-02-2002, 10:08 AM

Happy Birthday BreakABone!

Non-Dusk · 04-02-2002, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GameKinG
Happy Birthday BAB!

Dont practice moves on me

That arouses me.........................................

Happy birthday BAB!

Revival · 04-02-2002, 10:13 AM

Nondusk, why aren't you at school?

..and that picture scares me.

Non-Dusk · 04-02-2002, 10:45 AM

I have all week off, fool

The_Dunadan · 04-02-2002, 10:49 AM

happy birthday penguin! i'll be there in 2 months! anyways....i've brought you a present and some entertainment for the party. its a day with my clown Binky!!!

Binky comes floating in------>

<------BAB

Ridley · 04-02-2002, 11:04 AM

Warning : The following post contains the word 'what' an excessive amount of times. Reader discretion is advised

So I understand it's your birthday BreakABone

*What?*

Your time of birth

*What?*

The day you were let out of the womb

*What?*

An annual celebration of your coming into the world

*What?*

So maybe what your asking yourself is.....

*What?*

Did old Ridley get you a present?

*What?*

A gift

*What?*

A sentiment to celebrate your birthday

*What?*

Well last night, I sat there and I thought about it

*What?*

About what I could give you

*What?*

And I came to the conclusion

*What?*

That it should be a Stunner for each year of birth

*gives BreakABone 17 Stone Cold Stunners*

And a mudhole-stomping for good luck

*mudhole-stomps BreakABone*

Happy Birthday

*What?*

GameMaster · 04-02-2002, 12:15 PM

Happy Birthday BreakABone!

Revival · 04-02-2002, 02:35 PM

A whole week off? Bah.. well, I get a week on in 2 weeks.. so

Happydude · 04-02-2002, 03:33 PM

Happy Birthday BaB