Igod

Typhoid · 10-13-2005, 04:51 AM

Now you, yes you can talk to God.

With this trusty AI.

Its actually retardedly entertaining. Somewhat.

I'm sorry if you find this blasphemy at all.

I am just the messenger.

Igod

Professor S · 10-13-2005, 10:16 AM

I don't think its blasphemous as much as its tongue-in-cheek, or cheeky as the Brits like to say. I actually had a good time with it and thought its answers were clever.

Fox 6 · 10-13-2005, 12:31 PM

it asked me what i was wearing
0_o

Dyne · 10-13-2005, 01:15 PM

Well he answered all my questions. Except he said I would have a million kids! Cool.

Swan · 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox 6

it asked me what i was wearing
0_o

...What are you wearing?

EDIT:

Quote:

Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.

So that explains the Platypus

Su-Yin · 10-13-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Me:
we use a condom
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
haha i dont wanna **** god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

this is hilarious

Typhoid · 10-13-2005, 07:30 PM

I love it.

Quote:

Me:
Can we get down and dirty?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
I can wait.
God:
It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
Kinky.

Quote:

Me:
Want to sex me?
God:
OK, I will sex you.
Me:
Right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
for you? Forever.
God:
You would do that for me? Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
Love lasts forever.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Lust is biological, Love is spiritual.
God:
I think Lust is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you're a lot of things.
God:
So you think I am a lot of things. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
If you are a robot, who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys?
God:
Would you like to be a robot who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.