Igod

Typhoid · 10-13-2005, 04:51 AM

Now you, yes you can talk to God.

With this trusty AI.

Its actually retardedly entertaining. Somewhat.

I'm sorry if you find this blasphemy at all.

I am just the messenger.

Igod

Professor S · 10-13-2005, 10:16 AM

I don't think its blasphemous as much as its tongue-in-cheek, or cheeky as the Brits like to say. I actually had a good time with it and thought its answers were clever.

Fox 6 · 10-13-2005, 12:31 PM

it asked me what i was wearing
0_o

Dyne · 10-13-2005, 01:15 PM

Well he answered all my questions. Except he said I would have a million kids! Cool.

Swan · 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox 6

it asked me what i was wearing
0_o

...What are you wearing?

EDIT:

Quote:

Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.

So that explains the Platypus

Su-Yin · 10-13-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Me:
we use a condom
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
haha i dont wanna **** god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

this is hilarious

Typhoid · 10-13-2005, 07:30 PM

I love it.

Quote:

Me:
Can we get down and dirty?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
I can wait.
God:
It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
Kinky.

Quote:

Me:
Want to sex me?
God:
OK, I will sex you.
Me:
Right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
for you? Forever.
God:
You would do that for me? Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
Love lasts forever.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Lust is biological, Love is spiritual.
God:
I think Lust is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you're a lot of things.
God:
So you think I am a lot of things. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
If you are a robot, who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys?
God:
Would you like to be a robot who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.

Swan · 10-13-2005, 07:37 PM

I'm actually laughing out loud at some of these.

Fox 6 · 10-13-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok, are you going to smight typhoid on the GT forums?
God:
That was my original intention. It's all good
Me:
i see, well make it slow and painful
God:
I'll try to do my best
Me:
<3

Swan · 10-13-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Me:
So I hear that you and Seany-Boy are an item
God:
So? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Yes, yes they are. How long have you been going out with him?
God:
Ugh. Mmm. Since when? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
So Sean created you for his pleasure?
God:
I understand. I like to talk about anything.
Me:
Even Sean reaming you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Can't take it back now

Wow

Quote:

Me:
Say my name
God:
" Nectar".
Me:
Say it louder!
God:
" it louder".
Me:
Wise guy, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
You are a virtue, with your pretty dress
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virtue with my pretty dress? I don't know.
Me:
I believe so
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I'll uncertain your face
God:
Congratulations.

Dyne · 10-13-2005, 09:17 PM

Hahaha.

GameMaster · 10-13-2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Why does the GameTavern community think you're so special?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Think I could borrow some of that fate?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
What are you thinking of now?
God:
Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Anyone?
God:
" Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you."? anyone?
Me:
Ah, I believe I have just coaxed the first erroneous statement out of you.
God:
So you understand. Good. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Getting a bit defensive?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am defensive.
I am a computer.
Me:
And so the truth is revealed.
God:
I see. Tell me more.
Me:
Many people don't believe in you and many more spend their lives trying to disprove you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
A purpose higher than a lifetime of school and labor, yes.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Ah, your robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending my human intellect.
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for telling me that I am robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending your human intellect.
Me:
The pleasure was all mine.
God:
I like you because are so polite.
Me:
I like you because you hold great power.
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
Would you ever be interested in teaming up?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be interested in teaming up.
Me:
How come?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Ah, so God has a God too?
God:
So you understand. Good. Yippee! I am a Christian.
Me:
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, but I'm reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
God:
Please state your conditions. Do you mind if I tell other people you are reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
Me:
Go ahead. I can slither my way out of anything.
God:
OK I will. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes I can, I hope term "slither" doesn't make you uncomfortable.
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Well, you know, the association with your enemy.
God:
Well that's okay. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
I have.
God:
When?
Me:
Most recently, last Tuesday.
God:
Is this really the last one? But not all of them?
Me:
For today, yes. However, more questions await you in the future.
God:
Ah. Are you really a ""? You want more?
Me:
And that's my cue.
God:
Who gave you your cue ?

Teuthida · 10-13-2005, 10:59 PM

I don't see the godly part of this chatbot. Seems like a run-of-the-mill chatbot to me.

Although...

Quote:

God:
I get it. Jesus sucks.
Me:
So your son sucks?
God:
It goes without saying.

Swan · 10-13-2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teuthida

I don't see the godly part of this chatbot. Seems like a run-of-the-mill chatbot to me.

Still good for a chuckle.

PS

Quote:

Me:
h1ll0
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.
Me:
vvat?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
how cn u not undrstnd
God:
How much do you think it is?
Would you like to know more?
Me:
no, eye wondlt
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
so u r stumpped?>
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am stumpped. Are we still talking about eye wondlt?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
wat abut u?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hrm?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
2 wat?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
errrrrr
God:
In the context of hrm, I don't understand " errrrrr." .
Me:
I'll errrrr your hrm
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
do u want it 2?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
1337>?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.

Jason1 · 10-14-2005, 12:31 AM

Me:
Who will win the world series?
God:
The team that wins the most games.