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Old 10-06-2005, 01:00 PM   #1
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This Saturday is the 100th anniversary of the Red River Shootout, that time of the year when the Longhorns bitch-slap the helpless sooners and drive them back over the border to that craphole of a state they call oklahoma. I mean seriously, if the world were to receive an enema then Norman, OK is where you would connect the hose. I've driven through OK several times and I hated it each time. No one there knows how to drive.

Unfortunately the evil sooners have been triumphant for the past five years in a row. The last time Texas won I was a senior at UT. That was before Nintendo Dolphin was even a dream.

I hope Texas wins on Saturday, and you better too. If they lose again I am going to be forced to shut down GameTavern and leave the country.

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Old 10-06-2005, 05:53 PM   #2
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Vince Young will hook the sooners a new one.

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Old 10-08-2005, 07:51 PM   #3
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Hey, looks like Texas won. I would also like to add that Pitt is now...2-4. Woo, we won today. It's not going to be a spectacular rest of the season though, but I will continue to have fun in the marching band.
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Old 10-08-2005, 08:09 PM   #4
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Well, Oklahoma is the "ok" state.
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Old 10-08-2005, 08:45 PM   #5
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I saw one of the best games I've seen in maybe 5 years today.

Northwestern 51
Wisconsin 48

Over 1100 yards of total offense.
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:31 PM   #6
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Go Penn St! Up 14-10 on Ohio St. right now...
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:30 AM   #7
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Hey, looks like Texas won. I would also like to add that Pitt is now...2-4. Woo, we won today. It's not going to be a spectacular rest of the season though, but I will continue to have fun in the marching band.
Indeed, there was much cheering on this front.

What do you play? I played drums in the basketball band for awhile but never in the marching band.
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:33 AM   #8
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This would be as good a time as any to ask..


But why are Highschool/College sports so big in the US?
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Old 10-09-2005, 12:47 AM   #9
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College sports are popular precisely because of what defines their difference from pro sports. Pro athletes will play for whomever gives the money. They don't give a crap who it is. On the college level the athletes have a choice where they go. There is much more loyality, tradition, and pride at the college level.
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:14 AM   #10
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College sports are popular precisely because of what defines their difference from pro sports. Pro athletes will play for whomever gives the money. They don't give a crap who it is. On the college level the athletes have a choice where they go. There is much more loyality, tradition, and pride at the college level.

But I mean, I just dont get it.


Because we have college/University and Highschool sports up here...but it isnt the whole diehard tradition it is there.

Like there, a College football team sometimes is praised higher than an NFL team.

Here, sometimes we dont even know a college HAS a football team.
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:57 AM   #11
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/me walks in just to throw in a little OU support...even though we lost...


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Old 10-09-2005, 03:34 PM   #12
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Indeed, there was much cheering on this front.

What do you play? I played drums in the basketball band for awhile but never in the marching band.
I play Tenor Sax. I played Bari Sax in high school, but Pitt's marching band doesn't have Bari in it.

I have a cool picture of our pregame show. This was during the Pitt vs. Notre Dame game.


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Old 10-13-2005, 05:49 PM   #13
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Dear Texas Longhorns,

Please beat the living piss out of that walking piece of human garbage Gary Barnett and his Buffalos this weekend

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