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Old 08-05-2005, 02:54 PM   #1
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Posted: Friday August 5, 2005 12:55AM; Updated: Friday August 5, 2005 12:55AM
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

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yeah, sentence him to death by claw hammer that sick son of a bitch!
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Re: Cuddling after sex - no no
Old 08-05-2005, 05:01 PM   #2
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Wow...thats crazy.............
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Old 08-05-2005, 05:04 PM   #3
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He killed her because she wanted to cuddle?

Wow...just...wow....
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:06 PM   #4
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Well, looks like where he's going to be cuddling quite alot.
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:46 PM   #5
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Ladies... be careful out there...
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Old 08-05-2005, 09:41 PM   #6
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apperently No means no also to girls.


but seriously...wow.


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