Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

Dylflon · 05-19-2005, 11:29 PM

PURE GOLD.

Happydude · 05-19-2005, 11:44 PM

"Vin Diesel was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped him. He played every position, and was the only batter on his team, The Dieselin' Dashers. MLB allowed this because he hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. His bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in being the bat Vin Diesel would use. He used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar."

Dark Samurai · 05-20-2005, 12:17 AM

Resident Evil 4 is loosely based on the one time Vin Diesel forgot to eat his breakfast.

Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released.

Vin Diesel once drank a can of Red Bull. It gave him so many sets of wings that the universe hit it's character limit and crashed. He then had to push the master Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys to restart reality.

Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

man, good stuff...

DarrenMcLeod · 05-20-2005, 01:04 AM

In a straight fight between Muhammed Ali and Bruce Lee - Vin Diesel would win.

Vin Diesel makes the Oija board move.

Vin Diesel is harmful to radiation.

AND MY FAVORITE:

Contrary to popular belief Kevin Spacey is not Keyser Soze, Vin Diesel is.

Gold. +rep.

Su-Yin · 05-20-2005, 01:18 AM

Vin Diesel eats coal, ****s diamonds, and then sells the diamonds to buy more coal.

GameMaster · 05-20-2005, 01:19 AM

Vin Diesel is employed by Yellowstone Park to masturbate regularly. The resultant titanic outbursts are known as Old Faithful.

PURE PLATINUM!

Typhoid · 05-20-2005, 01:20 AM

Dylan, ever since my party, where Brian was readin them out, I've been checking them every few days.

" Vin Diesel gets high by snorting small Canadian children."

" Vin Diesel controls the tides."

" Vin Diesel accepts both Visa and MasterCard."

" Vin Diesel killed O-Town."

" Vin Diesel is the capitol of Wisconsin"

Hahaha.....good times.

EDIT:

Dylan, I HAD to put this one in here, and you know why.

" Vin is the original founder of The Breakfast Club."

Teuthida · 05-20-2005, 01:37 AM

Vin Diesel once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by calmly telling it what to do.

Vin Diesel can take digital photos by blinking.

When in Rome, Vin Diesel does not do as the Romans do.

Vin Diesel created the beloved character Mary Poppins. She is loosely based on Vin's own life, except his body count was a LOT higher.

Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual terducken.

My favorite so far: Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.

BlueFire · 05-20-2005, 10:49 AM

Vin Diesel invented menstruation by punching Eve in the stomach.

Dark Samurai · 05-20-2005, 12:07 PM

This has got to be the best (well to me mostly)

Vin Diesel is the only person in existance to beat BattleToads without dying.

THATS BULL!!! EVERYONE DIES!!! jk

Dyne · 05-20-2005, 04:30 PM

Contrary to popular belief, Trix are also for Vin Diesel.

Teuthida · 05-20-2005, 04:39 PM

Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

Happydude · 05-20-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danchastu

Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

WTF?!?!?!

Typhoid · 05-20-2005, 07:29 PM

Vin Diesel runs with scissors.

Vin Diesel really has taken someone's eye out with that.

He is saving all of his money so he can hire Christopher Lloyd to build him a time machine because he'd like to prevent the formation of The Monkees.

Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.

He knows where you sleep.

Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".

Fox 6 · 05-28-2005, 02:41 PM

Vin Diesel once had Parkinson's disease, but he managed to shake it off.