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Old 04-20-2005, 05:43 PM   #1
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I feel like this post is more of an obligation than anything else, but here's something fun/depressing for you to do to mark the occasion: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv

My results:

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Old 04-20-2005, 05:52 PM   #2
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Congrats.

I knew before I took the test that I wouldn't be too fond of the results:

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Huzzah...let's see if I'm the most f*cked up one in the head here.
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Old 04-20-2005, 05:59 PM   #3
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Congrats!

Oh, and..

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hooray! You all suck.

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Quick Summary:

Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. Narcissists tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder:

* Requires excessive praise and admiration
* Takes advantage of others
* Grandiose sense of self-importance
* Lack of empathy
* Lying, to self and others
* Obsessed with fantasies of fame, power, or beauty
Consider me nailed sirs. Wow. However, I don't have much of a problem keeping friendships and relationships. That probably explains why it's not Very High instead of just High.

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Old 04-20-2005, 06:06 PM   #4
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Rating Information
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Old 04-20-2005, 06:47 PM   #5
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Congrats!

Oh, and..

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hooray! You all suck.



Consider me nailed sirs. Wow. However, I don't have much of a problem keeping friendships and relationships. That probably explains why it's not Very High instead of just High.
I'll trade you my dependency for your narcissism.
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Old 04-20-2005, 06:48 PM   #6
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Congratulations Neo! You have truly become powerful beyond control. You are The One!

Would it be fair for me to say that those tests don't actually determine personality disorders rather people just choose answers to attain traits they want to be associated with?

Maybe my assumption of that reflects a personality disorder trait?

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Lying, stealing, other criminal behaviors
I liked these ones. I answered the quiz as honestly as I could. Now I must return to my Royal Room to watch my Royal TV.
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:05 PM   #7
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Do you tend to lie a lot?

Now, my question is, if so, whats the chance they will tell the truth?


Anyways, this is what I got:


Your Results:
Disorder Rating:
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:08 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Null
i think im going to go make a new topic showing my # of posts every time it increases.

*looks and notices it went up 1 post*

time to go make a new thread. 5,559 !

congrats Neo...WHERE IS THE CONTINUATION TO 'GT24'?!


and these are my results:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
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Old 04-20-2005, 07:18 PM   #9
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Grate jorb....
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Old 04-20-2005, 08:19 PM   #10
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Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low

k...im a nutcase.... poor happydude...
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:17 AM   #11
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:34 AM   #12
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
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Old 04-21-2005, 12:52 AM   #13
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Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

In the words of Sage Francis,

"I don't look at myself in the mirror because I'm a narcissist
I simply like to watch myself exist...
Now I'm in a fog and mist...
Now my reflection is anonymous
Ponder this!"
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:16 AM   #14
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congrats Neo...WHERE IS THE CONTINUATION TO 'GT24'?!

In my ass - where I pulled the others from.
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:25 AM   #15
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Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


bah, these kinda tests never grasp the always intriguing and intense versatility of my personality. I'm a person who can do everything well, and yet fail on so many levels.
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