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Old 02-17-2005, 08:27 PM   #1
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Old 02-17-2005, 08:50 PM   #2
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For 100,000 if I somehow had that laying around, I'd take up the offer
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Old 02-17-2005, 09:36 PM   #3
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I sure would love that kind of 'service'.

Pretty interesting sell. I wonder if she actually expects people to pay that much when going down to the corner is so much cheaper.
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Old 02-17-2005, 09:39 PM   #4
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$10,000 a day for some biatch? Might as well go to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada or something...
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Old 02-17-2005, 11:48 PM   #5
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I don't need any alarm service but I know my little friend a couple feet down does. He's getting so tired of the hand. He'd give anything to wake up inside a nice, warm mouth. If only I were more flexible...
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Old 02-18-2005, 12:32 AM   #6
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I don't need any alarm service but I know my little friend a couple feet down does. He's getting so tired of the hand. He'd give anything to wake up inside a nice, warm mouth. If only I were more flexible...
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Old 02-18-2005, 12:46 AM   #7
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I don't need any alarm service but I know my little friend a couple feet down does. He's getting so tired of the hand. He'd give anything to wake up inside a nice, warm mouth. If only I were more flexible...
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Old 02-18-2005, 11:21 AM   #8
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Old 02-21-2005, 05:48 AM   #9
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:38 AM   #10
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