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02-01-2005, 10:46 AM
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SIX Romanians have been jailed for digging up the corpse of a cancer victim, ripping his heart out and eating it because they thought he was a vampire.
The men, who have each been sentenced to six months in jail, waited for seven weeks after the 76-year-old former schoolteacher died before exhuming the corpse and mutilating it.
After cutting the deceased’s heart out they burned it, mixed it with ash and water to make a "meaty drink". They told the court in the southern Romanian town of Craiova they all felt "much better" afterwards.
The six men all came from the remote village of Marotinul de Sus and told the court it was "well known" that such a remedy was the only protection against the undead.
All were sentenced for violating a grave. All claimed that they acted in self-defence from "a well-known vampire".
Romania, which encompasses Transylvania, was the setting for Bram Stoker’s Dracula novels.
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Finally, a way to rid yourself of those pesky undead without resorting to starfall or other area of effect spells.
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02-01-2005, 11:03 AM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
Look what Quiet Mike makes those Romanians do! 
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02-01-2005, 12:00 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
What..the....? 
Yeah, what Canya said 
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02-01-2005, 01:13 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
Mikey!!! you didn't go there to make trouble did you???
pretty disgusting...wouldn't they get cancer or something?
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02-01-2005, 01:44 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
Lol, I thought at first that they were trying to become vampires. Oh well...now that story is not as exciting...
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02-01-2005, 04:24 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
Why wouldnt they move to another country?
Thats a way better solution than eating a dead cancer victims heart.
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02-01-2005, 04:42 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
Thats how some people are. Moving to another country solves nothing because they think the "Vampire" will still live on somewhere
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02-01-2005, 05:22 PM
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Re: Men dig up vampire, eat heart
That's somewhat shocking, but in a way it's not, because some people are like that...but they actually drank it?? Ew.
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02-01-2005, 06:49 PM
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Yucky.
Crazy old countries and their crazy old adages. 
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02-01-2005, 07:48 PM
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pretty disgusting...wouldn't they get cancer or something?
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Cancer is not contagious.
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