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Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi
Old 01-23-2005, 06:37 AM   #1
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Default Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/...334260671.html

am i the only one who think this is absolutely unnecesary

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Men have long roped in their mates to win over the ladies, with varied success. But for those who don't have female accomplices to do their dating dirty work, assistance is available for a fee of $60 an hour on weekends.
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:46 AM   #2
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

...it's a clever idea but after reading that I probably will be even more suspicious when people approach me.

I, for one, will go mental if I find out that it's all planned. I hate being lied to... :S
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Old 01-23-2005, 07:09 AM   #3
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

This already used.

Its called the Wingman.

These guys need friends.

Or confidence.

Maybe both.
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:03 AM   #4
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

$60 an hour? I know something a little better than "dating advice" that you can get at $60 an hour...

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Old 01-23-2005, 12:08 PM   #5
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

I have two close female friends that tell me they're gonna take me shopping for a girl. I love it...of course they are real friends and I dont pay them (well, not in dollars :O)
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:30 PM   #6
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

lol Stu...



i also think this is completly unnecesary...people just need to stop thinking about the bad part and start thinking about the posibilities...

oh and they also need to get out more.
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Old 01-23-2005, 01:40 PM   #7
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

Sooner or later they will figure it out. I can attest to that. I had no idea about dating, and finally started getting it around the end of my senior year.

People don't need help, they need to deal.
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Old 01-23-2005, 01:44 PM   #8
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If they can't do it themselves, then they just shouldn't make it a part of their lives. A true hero or warrior, always lives alone.
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Old 01-23-2005, 03:01 PM   #9
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GM...you not having anyone special doesn't make you a warrior or a hero
don't worry, you'll find that special someone eventually...then you will be his/her knight in shining armor
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:14 PM   #10
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Its called the Wingman.
You don't pay your wingman except in beer. Haven't you ever heard the Bud Light Commercial?
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Old 01-23-2005, 10:59 PM   #11
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Default Re: Loser: help! i cant talk to girls...i need to pay someone to help me say hi

Well, it's a good technique, but that is downright expensive.

I know where you can get better help for $30.
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Old 01-24-2005, 12:26 AM   #12
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...it's a clever idea but after reading that I probably will be even more suspicious when people approach me.

I, for one, will go mental if I find out that it's all planned. I hate being lied to... :S
I really like that avatar you're displaying. Is this a good forum?
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Old 01-24-2005, 01:16 AM   #13
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I really like that avatar you're displaying. Is this a good forum?
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Old 01-27-2005, 10:05 AM   #14
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