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Old 01-18-2005, 05:32 PM   #1
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1. Ok, so that job I told you guys about before, I did get it and I'm going to be making $20.00/hr as a graphic and web designer for a great company.

2. One of my best friends is getting married and i'm in charge of another bachelor party. I wanna take him to this years E3 instead. It'll cost us about $600.00 a piece plus spending money. Question is, what is the best way to come up with money (besides #1) so we can go and enjoy ourselves. I mean I'll be the best E3 ever. PSP, DS, Revolution, Zelda GC, Xbox 2 all playable in one spot!
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:49 PM   #2
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Vegas. Let it all ride on black. That's your best bet.
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:53 PM   #3
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2. One of my best friends is getting married and i'm in charge of another bachelor party. I wanna take him to this years E3 instead. It'll cost us about $600.00 a piece plus spending money. Question is, what is the best way to come up with money (besides #1) so we can go and enjoy ourselves. I mean I'll be the best E3 ever. PSP, DS, Revolution, Zelda GC, Xbox 2 all playable in one spot!



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/me is appaled.

Your taking a man who is getting married to a game convention for his bachelor party?

Not to like, kick your idea in the balls, but sure thats a good weekend Idea, or birthday idea, but the man is getting married.

Have a party. With strippers and booze.

Not a skanky lame dingy party, it can be an upscale party.

But you have to look at it from a married mans point of view, would he rather have his last single moments buried in the boobs of a hot stripper, or listning to people talk about games?
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:58 PM   #4
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I'm going to California this Spring Break, which I assume'll cost around $500. I don't have a job yet... and if I get hired soon I'll have two months to make the money. On the salary I made before quitting, I could make about 800 in that time. I'll have 500... because I know how to hold onto money.

You're going to be making $20 per hour! ... doing Web Page and Graphic Design! EASY CRAP. just 30 hours of work (ignoring tax) for the 600 you desire for one person... assuming you have nothing in the bank. It'd be just four weeks of work to have more than enough. I've worked four months without buying anything.

Just stop buying **** for a little while.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:27 PM   #5
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Congratulations on landing the job, Crash! I'd love to see some of your work when it gets published.

As for making money aside from this new job, I'd try house sitting, baby sitting, or pet sitting. Or advertise your graphic design/web design abilites in the paper and people will call and hire you for small or short term jobs.

Offer to make/maintain/design sites for your local schools, churches, small stores.

Congratulations again.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:52 PM   #6
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But you have to look at it from a married mans point of view, would he rather have his last single moments buried in the boobs of a hot stripper, or listning to people talk about games?

Games, totally the games. What is your problem Typhoid? Have you gone soft on us?
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:59 PM   #7
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Games, totally the games. What is your problem Typhoid? Have you gone soft on us?

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Old 01-18-2005, 08:20 PM   #8
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1. Ok, so that job I told you guys about before, I did get it and I'm going to be making $20.00/hr as a graphic and web designer for a great company.

2. One of my best friends is getting married and i'm in charge of another bachelor party. I wanna take him to this years E3 instead. It'll cost us about $600.00 a piece plus spending money. Question is, what is the best way to come up with money (besides #1) so we can go and enjoy ourselves. I mean I'll be the best E3 ever. PSP, DS, Revolution, Zelda GC, Xbox 2 all playable in one spot!
Sell some **** on ebay?

Deal crack?

Prostitute yourself?
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:10 PM   #9
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:13 PM   #10
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I never understood this. I do understand that getting married means that you'll be with the same woman for the rest of your life, that doesn't mean it's a bad thing. If a person is getting married, they're done with all dating, or with being single. If I were to get married, I really wouldn't want my bachelor's party to have a stripper, or anything like that. I would have made the decision to get married because I want to get married. I'd be done with all that fooling around...plus I feel like that's disrepecting the person you're getting married to..

This is nothing againts you Typhoid, it just made me think.
Just make sure his fiancé isnt getting a stripper.

Things happen at bachelorette parties.

Involving penises.

And mouths.

And the male stripper.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:42 PM   #11
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Just make sure his fiancé isnt getting a stripper.

Things happen at bachelorette parties.

Involving penises.

And mouths.

And the male stripper.
You my friend, have just crossed the line with your obscene language. After discussing the issue with the staff, I'm now issuing you a first warning.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:19 PM   #12
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You my friend, have just crossed the line with your obscene language. After discussing the issue with the staff, I'm now issuing you a first warning.

is that serious?
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:30 PM   #13
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is that serious?
I sure hope not.

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Old 01-18-2005, 11:39 PM   #14
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:48 AM   #15
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You my friend, have just crossed the line with your obscene language. After discussing the issue with the staff, I'm now issuing you a first warning.
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