Race of skeleton people discovered

[Neo]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4052&n=1

[Jonbo298]

Wait..is this a legitimate story that Skeleton people might have existed? Sometimes in the news article, it seemed to lean towards it being not legit then other times it was.

[Typhoid]

Hahahaha.

That was pricelessly funny.

[GameMaster]

I love this kind of slapstick humor.

[Happydude]

lol...pretty funny, but if true...pretty freaky

[Dylflon]

It's not true at all.

Nothing on The Onion is.

Their stories are funny as hell.

[Neo]

You mean.....The Onion.......isn't..real?

[fingersman]

"The evidence of an evolutionary link between humans and skeletons is sparse at best," said Dr. Terrance Schneider of the University of Chicago. "Furthermore, it is downright unscientific to theorize that skeleton life originated in Egypt merely because mummies, another species of monster, are indigenous to the area. Spooky creatures are found all over the world, from the vampires of Transylvania to the headless horsemen of Sleepy Hollow.""


HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by fingersman

"The evidence of an evolutionary link between humans and skeletons is sparse at best," said Dr. Terrance Schneider of the University of Chicago. "Furthermore, it is downright unscientific to theorize that skeleton life originated in Egypt merely because mummies, another species of monster, are indigenous to the area. Spooky creatures are found all over the world, from the vampires of Transylvania to the headless horsemen of Sleepy Hollow.""


HHAHAHAHAHAHA

...how did i miss that part...lol

[Blackmane]

Haha

I think I might be part skeleton...