(Game) I have it worse - Page 7

Dylflon · 02-23-2004, 07:52 PM

I got hit by a bus and then the bus spat exhaust on me and then i got kicked by a hobo.

Dark Samurai · 02-23-2004, 08:15 PM

i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....

i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

thatmariolover · 02-23-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Germanator

I made thatmariolover mad.

Heh, no. Not mad. Not yet. You'll all know me when I am mad..

FissionMailed · 02-23-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark-Samurai

i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....

i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

Well at least you have a tongue, I lost mine to leprosy. Then I lost both my arms, I had to type this with the stumps that are left.

Dylflon · 02-23-2004, 10:46 PM

At least you have a torso that you can have your stumps attached to.

I have no torso.

GameMaster · 02-23-2004, 10:55 PM

I sleep in filth and eat soiled clothing.

FissionMailed · 02-23-2004, 10:59 PM

I dont see how that is worse but whatever... But at least you have soiled clothing to eat and filth to sleep on. The last thing I ate was some bread I found outside of a barn and now im in a coma from eating rat poison.

The Germanator · 02-23-2004, 11:10 PM

Well, I ate the dead rat that the rat poison killed.

Dyne · 02-24-2004, 01:14 AM

I went to the doctor the other day because parts of my leg were missing. I was hanging out by that barn the other day anyways. It was most likely the rat that was eating me.

Oh, and I'm made of asbestos.

GameMaster · 02-24-2004, 01:22 AM

My Doctor gives me placebo pills daily so that my mind tricks itself into making me think I'm being cured when in fact it's all just in my head.

Dylflon · 02-24-2004, 01:32 AM

Your post has to have something to do with the previous post. Come on!

Canyarion · 02-24-2004, 07:47 AM

Oh yeah? Well I AM an asbestos! *wonders what an asbestos is, then realises that it's probably the toxic material that they made houses of*
Seriously, I inhaled asbestos. Some stupid pathetic loster-farmer was crushing the illegal stuff because he wanted to bury it. I had to help him crush it... not kidding.

FissionMailed · 02-24-2004, 10:42 AM

Well im made of lead, I fell in a river and now I can't get out, and it's cold and wet.

Dyne · 02-24-2004, 12:19 PM

But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

Dylflon · 02-24-2004, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

I got a canister of nuclear waste poured on me as a practical joke. Now when I go near plants, animals or people, they die.