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Old 02-21-2004, 05:39 PM   #61
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I saw Michael Jackson.
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Old 02-21-2004, 10:09 PM   #62
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Michael Jackson taught me how to moon-walk...on his lap.
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Old 02-21-2004, 10:36 PM   #63
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Michael Jackson sent me a present for my birthday and inside was a box that contained a rare flesh eating disease. I don't have any skin anymore and it makes me cry and it hurts when I cry because the salt in my tears burns my skinless body.
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Old 02-21-2004, 10:38 PM   #64
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My entire body is covered in foreskin
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Old 02-21-2004, 11:10 PM   #65
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I have foreskin in four places...but you'll never guess where
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Old 02-22-2004, 01:37 AM   #66
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Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:31 AM   #67
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Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.
My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew
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Old 02-22-2004, 12:41 PM   #68
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My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew
OUCH!!!!!
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Old 02-22-2004, 02:02 PM   #69
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You guys are doing the gross thing again.

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I have corkscrews for fingers and can't become intimate with a woman because I poke her with my corkscrew fingers by accident and then she doesn't talk to me anymore.
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Old 02-22-2004, 02:14 PM   #70
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Santa said he wanted to put his corkscrew in me. (Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!)
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Old 02-22-2004, 02:23 PM   #71
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When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.
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Old 02-22-2004, 03:04 PM   #72
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When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.
Gamemaster said "Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!", not "Let's get Acebot44 banned."

BTW, that was the funniest thing I've read in this topic yet!

Santa and my gra ... uncle spanked me with a corkscrew because I was wearing stockings.
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Old 02-22-2004, 03:59 PM   #73
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My uncle dressed me in stocking's and sold me for $2 a trick
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Old 02-22-2004, 04:52 PM   #74
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Santa pumped my stocking full of sweet candy.
and also put presents under my tree.






SANTA IS REAL......



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Old 02-22-2004, 05:28 PM   #75
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i remember me sitting on santa's lap

and when he stood up, i didnt fall off...
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