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Old 09-01-2004, 09:18 PM   #31
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She was actually a ticking time bomb and In a dramatic escape the doctor and the 50 clones made it out alive. The doctor then trained the 50 clones into perfect killing machines. they went on to......
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:58 PM   #32
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:06 PM   #33
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... a supernatural b.j. from a supernatural spirit. At first it made him uncomfortable but as he slid back into his reclining chair for maximum pleasure, he knew everything was going to be just fine. As he began to unbutton his shirt...
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:07 PM   #34
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:09 PM   #35
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...Florence Nightingale and...
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:13 PM   #36
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.....She started to dance. But then Florence Nightingale opened her mouth, and out came a whole swarm of killer bees hell bent on...
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Old 09-01-2004, 11:51 PM   #37
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... thrusting their hips into a hamburger. The nearest McDonalds was 5 miles away so off they went. But before they could reach their destination, a obstacle appeared out of nowhere, and the obstacle was ...
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:54 AM   #38
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...a giant bug zapper hell bent on destroying killer bees hell bent on thrusting their non existant hips into hamburgers. The bees started to fly into the zapper. ZAP Zap Blurk.

All of a sudden, a huge bang was heard from the mountains, Carl looks only to see...
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:00 AM   #39
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the greatest thing ever known to man. Which of course is...
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:02 AM   #40
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A Pizza sub from Subway with Jalepino peppers, cheese, lettuce, mayo, salt and pepper all on a footlong white bun. He bites in to notice that his Pizza sub has meatballs in it, so he goes up the the "sandwich artist" and asks..
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:10 AM   #41
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"Could you inspect my twelve-inch? I just don't feel like these balls are supposed to be here..."

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Old 09-02-2004, 03:12 AM   #42
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"Look out behind you!"

As the man turned around the sandwich artist made a daring escape. He hopped in his helecopter and flew to...
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:34 AM   #43
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Mexico where he pitched the idea of a pizza sub with meatballs. The president was so impressed about this wondrous new thing that he...
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:36 AM   #44
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... pumped himself hard and steady into his new secretary. She meant to moan and groan but the words coming out were ...
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Old 09-02-2004, 03:55 AM   #45
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"Stop making innapropriate story sections, Gamemaster!"

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