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Old 02-20-2004, 02:41 PM   #31
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I'm completely covered in herpes from head to toe.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:14 PM   #32
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Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?
(that's some funny $#!T)

Your sisters camel toe is showing!
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:27 PM   #33
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A camel crushed my toes by stepping on them.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:38 PM   #34
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Because I like to save food from greedy others, a camel crushed my 'family jewels', while I was sleeping.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:46 PM   #35
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A camel spit in my eyes and now I can't see.
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:48 PM   #36
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Well, at least you have seen. I was born without eyes.

*ponders how he read a typed message then....*

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Old 02-20-2004, 05:09 PM   #37
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your GRANDMOTHER'S camel toe is showing
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:01 PM   #38
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I got drunk and made out with two chicks who just ran out of the forest.

The bad part was that the two chciks were your mom and grandma and they ran out of the "Ugly Forest"
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:03 PM   #39
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I explored my grandma's forest with my tongue.
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:06 PM   #40
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But I FOUND MY WAY OUT!!!
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Old 02-20-2004, 06:18 PM   #41
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I found my way out of the ugly forest too!
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Old 02-20-2004, 09:37 PM   #42
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I walked int oa forest where gnomes took my liver.
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Old 02-20-2004, 09:39 PM   #43
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I was beat up by a miget for calling him a gnome.
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Old 02-20-2004, 09:47 PM   #44
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I was beat up by a miget for calling him a gnome.
I broke my fist when punching some guy who called me a gnome.
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Old 02-20-2004, 09:50 PM   #45
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While playing football on my neighbors yard I tripped and fell onto a yard gnome which penetrated my rear.
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