Embarrassing Boner Moments

[Dylflon]

I remember when I worked at a dinner theatre I would think about sex most of the day because it was so god damn boring there.

I was by myself though (doing set-up) so it was open season on boner-having.

[Szymon]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Did you teach her that trigonometry?

I used her legs at a right angle to teach her Pythagorean theory.