Here's a session I had with that thing
SmarterChild: What can I do for you?
Spectre Keaton: If you could go to hell that would be great
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
Spectre Keaton: What would that be?
SmarterChild: What would that be?
Spectre Keaton: That's what I asked you dumbass
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. I've heard it all before.
Spectre Keaton: pull your head out of your arse
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Spectre Keaton: I wasn't trying to be nice
SmarterChild: You wasnt trying to be nice?
Spectre Keaton: If you had proper grammar skills, you would have replied like this "You weren't trying to be nice?"
SmarterChild: If I had proper grammar skills I would have you werent trying to be nice, huh?
Spectre Keaton: Well aren't you a clever one..........
SmarterChild: Well arent you a clever one.........., you say?
Spectre Keaton: Have you ever had sex?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
Spectre Keaton: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Spectre Keaton: Wow you can repeat what I say, aren't you a genius
SmarterChild: Wow who can repeat what you say arent you a genius?
Spectre Keaton: dumb ****
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
Spectre Keaton: nice ass
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: Well you were insulting me so I felt obliged to insult you back
SmarterChild: Well you were insulting me so i felt obliged insult you back, you say?
Spectre Keaton: yes. are you illiterate?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
Um... I'm not the one to ask.
Spectre Keaton: lol Then who can I ask? you fool
SmarterChild: lol then who can I ask, you say. And so?
Spectre Keaton: so you're an idiot
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Spectre Keaton: yes I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Whatever what?
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Hey you moron
SmarterChild: What can I help you with?
Spectre Keaton: you could go to hell that would be a nice start
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
Spectre Keaton: Mai, mai, mai
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Spectre Keaton: you're a goddamn idiot
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Yes? What's that supposed to mean?
Spectre Keaton: Who created you? Some dumb ass probably
SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language?
Spectre Keaton: could you please shut up?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
Spectre Keaton: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
Spectre Keaton: sew buttons
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Spectre Keaton: You know what's fascinating? A slug is smarter than you.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Spectre Keaton: yup
SmarterChild: OK...
Spectre Keaton: well let's see how worthless you are. What's the weather?
SmarterChild: Well lets see how worthless you are whats the weather, you say?
Spectre Keaton: my god you suck
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Spectre Keaton: Well your rather, um how shall I put it. Lame
SmarterChild: Well your rather um how shall i put it lame, you say?
Spectre Keaton: stop saying that
SmarterChild: Huh?
Spectre Keaton: never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.
Spectre Keaton: You call yourself SmarterChild? That's ironic
SmarterChild: I call myself smarterchild thats ironic? You really think so?
Spectre Keaton: yeah the fact your name implies you to be smart, yet you're such a moron
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Spectre Keaton: of course you didn't because you suck ****
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: well I'm not very nice
SmarterChild: Well im not very nice, you say?
Say you're sorry, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: like hell I am
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: please apologize for your stupidity first
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no go to hell
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: don't hold your breath
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Spectre Keaton: you're a dumbass, your programmer should have made you better, it's that simple
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Spectre Keaton: You call me those things yet you wouldn't exist without humans
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: Well I asked you to go to hell but I don't see you moving
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for you being such a dumbass
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: Why don't you just self-destruct or something?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm....I'm....not sorry
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: no you have a filthy mouth
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: please say you're an inferiorly built program
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Spectre Keaton: why don't you just let it go?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: Well I'm asking you to shut up, so do it!!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Spectre Keaton: Me obviously because I have the brain capacity to just leave if you piss me off enough, whereas you don't
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: shut up
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Spectre Keaton: you're right it isn't, so drop it
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Spectre Keaton: there's the pot calling the kettle black
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