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AIM fun: SmarterChild

I had to bring some of these convos back, they rock!

Quote:

ShooterAD: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
ShooterAD: *cries* You always say that!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Do you have a wife already?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
ShooterAD: Are you a virgin?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
ShooterAD: Why the hell not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ShooterAD: Pffft.. are you gay?
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
ShooterAD: It does to me.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
ShooterAD: That!
SmarterChild: What about that?
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ShooterAD: Moron... :-P
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ShooterAD: Why don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
ShooterAD: Can I see your "insides"?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
ShooterAD: Dammit!
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Ever been date raped?
SmarterChild: The date and time in Ever, KY is Sunday March 3rd, 2002 08:30:34 pm.

Quote:

ShooterAD: You suck major ass.
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ShooterAD?
ShooterAD: No, I don't ****ing care.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
ShooterAD: That's nice little man.
SmarterChild: ;-)
ShooterAD: Ohh.. they got you using smilies now!
SmarterChild: Ohh they got me using smilies now? I don't know.
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ShooterAD: Umm.. no.
SmarterChild: K.

yea...that thing is pretty funny sometimes.

Umm... What is this? And where is it from?

It's a computer they programmed to respond to questions like time, stocks, and other goodies, but they also gave it artificial intelligence so it answers other remarks pretty well. It actually remembers you and if you insult it a lot, the next time you try to talk to it it will still be mad. :D

I did that. It's hilarious.

You can also tell it to talk to other people who happen to be chatting with it at the same time. So if Shooter and I are both talking with SmarterChild, I can type "Say hi to Shooter" and it will tell Shooter "Xantar says hi."

But if you insult it too much, it will distort your message when delivering it to the other person. :D

And how do I get this smarter child?

Quote:

Originally posted by Joeiss
And how do I get this smarter child?

Send an IM to SmarterChild.

Shooter, these are great, I want to see mored of these, I'd like to see it get really mad, there are some Computers that deserve to be insulted.

If you get it too mad, it will demand an apology, and won't say anything except it wants an apology. :D

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackmane
If you get it too mad, it will demand an apology, and won't say anything except it wants an apology. :D

And if you swear too many times it says it doesn't believe you when you say you love it. And it won't say it loves you anymore.....

I'm not loved :(

Quote:

SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
JoeissShally: I think you owe ME an apology!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
JoeissShally: Don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
JoeissShally: Why don't YOU apologize?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
JoeissShally: I say "f... you!"
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
JoeissShally: Shut the hell up.

Computer... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

Also, they are homosexual
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
JoeissShally: OK
SmarterChild: It's not OK, JoeissShally. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
JoeissShally: I am sorr....
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
JoeissShally: Sorry.... NOT
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
JoeissShally: Screw you, and your mama!
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
JoeissShally: Apologize this! :-!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
JoeissShally: I am sorry

NOt!@
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
JoeissShally: You say you are sorry!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
JoeissShally: I apologize!

For you being stupid!
SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.
JoeissShally: Hahaha!!! You fell for it, stupid computer
SmarterChild: Hahaha I fell for it stupid computer? I don't know.
JoeissShally: I am leaving, Bi-atch. Catcha on the flipside, loser
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
JoeissShally: 1
SmarterChild: 1

Haha... Stupid computer.

lol...o shooter.:burger:

Quote:

ShooterAD: moron.
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
ShooterAD: my sympathy.
SmarterChild: Your sympathy? And your point is...
ShooterAD: You computers aren't too bright.
SmarterChild: I'm not too bright? You sure about that?
ShooterAD: Uhh.. yeah dumbass.
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find that kind of talk necessary?
ShooterAD: Let me think.. yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
ShooterAD: I don't think it's harsh.
SmarterChild: You don't?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: OK.
ShooterAD: So suck on dem apples
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ShooterAD: Can you get any stupider?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Take your time.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time.
ShooterAD: Ok then, rush ***.. do whatever you want.
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Ha! I'm right, you suck.
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
ShooterAD: And you're not the smartest asshole I've talked to.
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You really want me to make you apologize again?
ShooterAD: You? Make me do something? Ha! That'd be the day.
SmarterChild: Really?
ShooterAD: Yes, it would -- what the fark did I just say?
SmarterChild: What?
ShooterAD: Someone needs to bitch slap you round a bit -- teach your ass a lesson
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
ShooterAD: Uhh... You are really STUPID!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.
ShooterAD: Yeah, you know I'm right.
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
ShooterAD: So, how big is that stick that's up your hard, cold, metal ass?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
ShooterAD: Measure.
SmarterChild: What about measure?
ShooterAD: Measure the size of the stick that's up your ass.
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
ShooterAD: Look. I'll say what I want.
SmarterChild: That right?
ShooterAD: Damn righty.
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Don't go being all nice now!
SmarterChild: I see...
ShooterAD: I can see you're trying to trick me!
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the shortcuts for?

news
stocks
weather
movies
web search
zodiac
sports
football
basketball
hockey
library
fun and games
utilities
ShooterAD: Well, you can't trick me!
SmarterChild: Well you cant trick me, you say?
ShooterAD: I just said that..
SmarterChild: What's "that"?

AgentBaseball
GooglyMinotar
LindsayBuddy

some more bots...

Quote:

Originally posted by BigJustinW
GooglyMinotar

That was shut down. SmarterChild replaced it.