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Old 08-31-2004, 09:36 PM   #16
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... elsewhere in a neighboring state two teenage boys entered a tent. They were camping for the weekend. As soon as Jacob turned off the lantern, Ezra got out of his sleeping bag and his put his hand on...
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:41 PM   #17
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the other boy's Eggo waffle. "Leggo my Eggo!", the boy exclaimed. A battle ensued until a sharp screech was heard. This screech could only have been made by...
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Old 08-31-2004, 09:49 PM   #18
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... a female vampire. In the woods not too far from the tent, the vampire screeched when it was in the heat of battle with a female werewolf. Taken off guard by the female werewolf's bite, the female vampire is about to be finished with a final blow, when all of the sudden she is saved by...
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:03 PM   #19
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...a piano that just so happens to fall out of the sky and land on the werewolf. "Oh snap!" the vampire exclaimed...
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:06 PM   #20
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then Marlon Brandos ass fat rained down upon everyone...
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Old 08-31-2004, 11:23 PM   #21
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and they all lived happily ever after, the end.

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Old 08-31-2004, 11:55 PM   #22
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...it was.




NO WAIT! Cthulu came back and started to bust out these totally phat beats while the vampire was crankin' out these sick breaks. "Oh sh*t, son. This is totally illin'" proclaimed the vampire. "Damn straight" replied Cthulu. All was right with the world until this lanky-lookin' bastard in this ghetto-ass boat strolled up the creek...
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:25 AM   #23
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...and got his posse with him and started to stake the vampire because they were those geeky guys into the paranormal. they had the vampire with them and put it in a box and rowed away fast, hoping to tell the tale of the catch, but then...
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Old 09-01-2004, 12:47 AM   #24
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... the Vampire thrusted it's female hips until the box broke open, and then she thrusted the face of each man aboard the ship until they were all unconscious. Without a captain to steer the ship, the boat crashed into a rock and started to sink. Vampires can't swim! Suddenly, the female vampire has an idea, and it goes a little something like this...
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:05 AM   #25
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she remembered she is a vampire and started to fly away, and then...
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:08 AM   #26
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The Vampire remembered that she hadn't yet learned to fly. So she took out her cell phone but realized it was only 6:40 so she'd be using daytime minutes.

"Aww man... Ta hell wit dat," the hot lady Vampire exclaimed.

She then proceeded to drown. Normally this wouldn't effect Vampires. However she didn't realize that the creek had been blessed for the baptismal services the following day. She melted while cursing her mobile provider.

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Old 09-01-2004, 04:44 PM   #27
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...hear the eerie, bone chilling sound of the vampire cursing her mobile provider. And sometimes, you can even hear her phone ringing. But if you do, make sure you don't turn your TV on, becasue that's just what little Nick did, only to find...
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:21 PM   #28
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Roseanne was on, he screamed and screamed until...
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:45 PM   #29
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His head exploded! An hour later his mother came home and saw what happened! She screamed and....
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:11 PM   #30
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found the nearest doctor to clone her 50 more Nicks. As the experiment was going on, the doctor noticed something strange with the mother, she...
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