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Old 01-30-2002, 07:49 PM   #16
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Well, you throw mud in his eyes, and kick him in the family jewels.

Thats the real mans way out.
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Old 01-30-2002, 07:52 PM   #17
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Fill a water gun up with vinegar or shampoo water or something and shoot it at his eyes...
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Old 01-30-2002, 08:00 PM   #18
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Buy a gun or go into the witness protection program. That's the best advice you'll ever hear.
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Old 01-30-2002, 08:12 PM   #19
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Old 01-30-2002, 08:15 PM   #20
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No, cause guns can only be used to scare people. See, people carry guns for protection. Why? I have no clue. Shoot it, and you're charged with a crime. Don't shoot it, and it becomes a wasted purchase.

Let's look at it this way, someone tries to rob you, you bust a cap in his ass. Now it's your word vs. a dead guys. Fact is you murdered him. Can you justify it?

I mean, think back to the quote "An eye for an eye." Although 99% of the world doesn't get what it means, it means if i steel $1 dollar from you, you can't kill me. You can only punish me with an equal punishment. Get it? An eye for an eye, if i take your eye, you can only take my eye. You can't take both eyes, or kill me. So if he's only robbing you, are you really justified in killing him?

Pepper spray works wonders though.

But really, chances are the guys are just ***s who ran out of viagra and are on "break." Most kids won't do anything but talk. Don't bother running, don't bother getting pissed. Just ignore them. They will look for your weaknesses, and if your weakness if fear, they will keep picking on you. If you aren't scared on them, they will stop.
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Old 01-30-2002, 08:44 PM   #21
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Well for one thing, you could let him kick your ass. Then you could write a song about it, learn how to rap and soon you'll become a rich piece of trash like Eminem . Ok so maybe that isn't the way to go .

Anyone who said carry a knife or gun should be ashamed. Guns and knives (except for war situations because they're kind of a necessity there) are for cowards and/or people with weak minds. They don't solve the situation, they just start a vicious cycle. People see you with a gun they think "Oh ****, he's got a gun. So if I want to make sure I'm safe, I better buy one too." and you can take it from there what happens again and again.

Xantar's and gekko's suggestions are the best I've heard in this whole topic. But hey some of the others will work too. Here's one that works, act like one crazy son of a b**ch and say things (scream while you're doing it because you have to startle them) that don't make sense like "insert name here your mother said hello. Run down the street. Billy go get some oranges for what the hell is wrong with you?" See that made absolutely no sense, which should confuse the guy and while he's confused you give him a couple of good shots (not the gun kind ) or run like hell . Ok so maybe that isn't too good of an idea after all .
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Old 01-30-2002, 08:57 PM   #22
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well like some people said, whatever you do, don't show any fear, or he'll take advantage of it...and look him in the eye when you talk..
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Old 01-30-2002, 11:25 PM   #23
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Old 01-31-2002, 12:24 AM   #24
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Yeah thanks for all the advice guys.

Luckily I didnt need it cause he didnt show up today, so im thinking its all over.

Thanks guys, I was really scared I was gonna get bashed.
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Old 01-31-2002, 05:22 AM   #25
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There's **** all you can do sir.

I haven't exactly been in that situation, but I have had similiar experiences, and seen other people suffer them. There is nothing you can really do.

*Fight em, either lose or get suspended. Not worth it, and they'll definetly get you back if they have any balls. Unless you're a uber l33t taekwondo man like myself.

*Do nothing. It's *****, but you'll either get off ok, or they'll still try and hurt you. I suppose it;s the best option.

*Tell an authority. HAHA, GOOD ONE!

*Burn his house down and hang him by the kidneys.

Well dude, I suggest do nothing, keep your cool but don't act tough. You should survive. I myself ended up becoming cooler and more witty, thus increasing my popularity and decreasing my enemys. You should try it.
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Old 01-31-2002, 08:28 AM   #26
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By the way, don't look for him, just to see if he's around. It will make you look afraid. If he's there, you'll see him. You don't have to look if he's around.
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Old 01-31-2002, 09:21 AM   #27
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Wow....if he took anyone else's advice except mines....physco or Xantar, he might have got his a$$ beat in. LOL
Geeezzz Grim with friends like you he doesn't need enemies. j/k

Neways you don't seem like the fighting type, so I'm glad everything is working out for you....and next time give more detail on the guy and your surroundings. As you can see I'm not to good at giving advice over the internet or in person.....I used to be...but then I stopped.*sigh* I think I should start back...cause it really feels good when you helped someone out with your advice. Oh and if that guy is still around call big bad Xantar for him.
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Old 01-31-2002, 02:41 PM   #28
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I'll give you two major bits of advice to help in case you havent' solved this already:

1). If he walks up on you again, the moment he's close enough, take the heel of your palm (the meaty portion close to your wrist), and shove it in his adam's apple as hard as you can. He's guaranteed to drop to the floor, and it won't kill him. Plus, you won't get in trouble because he's threatened you before, and you had reason to fear for your own safety (God I love that excuse)...

2). Just give me the addy to your school and the name of the bloody bastard. I won't touch him, (since he's probably alot younger than me), but he will not bother you after I have a chat w/ him- guaranteed.

*slips Reaper a katana*

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Old 01-31-2002, 03:50 PM   #29
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Anyone who said carry a knife or gun should be ashamed. Guns and knives (except for war situations because they're kind of a necessity there) are for cowards and/or people with weak minds. They don't solve the situation, they just start a vicious cycle. People see you with a gun they think "Oh ****, he's got a gun. So if I want to make sure I'm safe, I better buy one too." and you can take it from there what happens again and again.
I disagree. It all depends who has the gun. I know cops who carry concealed weapons. More or less, for personal safety. They arrest someone, and then they're spotted in the street, they become a target. Sure, gangsters carry guns. But in reality, those guys are the stupidest bunch of kids I've ever seen. I don't mind if these gangsters shoot each other, one less stupid person in the world. The problem is they can't hit ****. They don't know how to carry a gun, or shoot one. They end up hitting more people down the street, and they rarely hit their target within the first 50 shots.

I don't mind people carrying guns for their own personal safety. The problem is certain people having those guns, and more importantly, the laws. If i was in a bank, and it was taken hostage. I could shoot the guy, get everyone out safely, be thanked by the cops, and then still get put in jail. It's a lose-lose situation with guns.
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Old 01-31-2002, 03:53 PM   #30
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Sure, gangsters carry guns. But in reality, those guys are the stupidest bunch of kids I've ever seen. I don't mind if these gangsters shoot each other, one less stupid person in the world. The problem is they can't hit ****. They don't know how to carry a gun, or shoot one. They end up hitting more people down the street, and they rarely hit their target within the first 50 shots.
Have you ever been shot at by one of them?

If not, how the hell do you know?
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