Quotes Poster

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by PureEvil

"I hate Kitana and her dumb-ass quote poster." - PureEvil (circa 2003)

that was...mean? but still funny!

Originally Posted by playa_playa

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic"
- Stalin

..im pretty sure mine is more accurate...

[GameMaster]

"If you can dream it, you can do it." - Walt Disney

[Ace195]

I didn't see this one if it's been posted before sorry.

MURPHY'S LAWS
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy's Law of Copiers
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

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*Ace Lives By These*

[GiMpY-wAnNaBe]

"Don't Mess with Mother Nature, Don't Mess with Mother Technology and Don't Mess with Mother F*cking Ukrainians" - The Italian Job

...i'm pretty sure thats not exactly what he said, but something along those lines

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by GiMpY-wAnNaBe

"Don't Mess with Mother Nature, Don't Mess with Mother Technology and Don't Mess with Mother F*cking Ukrainians" - The Italian Job

...i'm pretty sure thats not exactly what he said, but something along those lines

damn right don't mess with ukrainians!!!

[Kitana85]

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I think Cyrax9 would agree, he's Ukrainian... the only one I've ever met... other than his father and brother of course

[Happydude]

well now you've met me too

[Acebot44]

Is this vulger? "Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she would'nt let you get that *****"-Aesop Rock

[Kitana85]

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Reality check, do you really think I would put that on my wall? (acknowleging I'm a chick)

[The Germanator]

Originally Posted by Acebot44

Is this vulger? "Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she would'nt let you get that *****"-Aesop Rock

Nice quote man! That's one of my favorites from Ace Rock...+rep

[GameKinG]

“As you think in your heart, so are you.” Proverbs 23:7

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud; it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.” I Corinthians 1:8

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Author: Jack Handey

[Kitana85]

GK, I actually had the first two...thanks for the other...


keep em coming

[Hero2]

"all I need to know I learned in first grade"-- hell if I know

" if women dont find ya handsome they should at least find ya handy" -- Red-Green (the ductape king)

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"Peace is nothing but a result of war." - heero yuy
"I destroy crazy people."- same

[Jason1]

"Whatever floats your boat will eventually sink it" --me

This is actually a qoute from a friend of mine's brother, but lets just say it's mine.

[Stonecutter]

No good will ever come from neglecting to remind those we love of the reasons why. - me