House of the Dead

BigBoss · 10-12-2003, 07:15 PM

I did not even know the movie was out. What was so horrible about it?

GiMpY-wAnNaBe · 10-12-2003, 07:22 PM

ok...*SPOILERS*** not that u'd wanna c the movie, but...still

ok, its abou 6 kids, who happen to go to an island for a rave, but apparantly some spanish guy from 1000 years ago figured out how to create life from dead bodies, and stay immortal so he sent his minions to kill everyone at the rave, so anyways, these 6 kids get there late so everyones dead already, but *luckily* the captain that was taking them to the island was smuggling desert eagles, m4a1s, gl4 grenade launchers, double barrelled shot guns and such, and WOULDN'T you know it, all 6 kids happen to have perfect aim, and seem to be military trained commandos wih no fear(not to mention they all happened to be gravity defying black belts). The acting was HORRIBLE, they put love scenes in the WORST possible locations, the main action part was a joke, and the scary parts were SO damn stupid that i had to look away to keep myself from bothering the theeatre with laughter. There are SOO many loose ends and things that simply don't make sense its not funny, but definately the WORST part was when it hinted for a sequel at the end.....honestly DON"T see it

Hero2 · 10-12-2003, 07:27 PM

that movie sounds like it sux big... I have too see this for myself because it cant be that bad...j/k

Happydude · 10-12-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hero2

that movie sounds liek it sux big... I have too see this for myself because it cant be that bad...j/k

if you see this movie, i'll personally come down to whereever it is you live, i dont care if it's in antarctica, i will come down there and beat your ass to a pulp!

this is the worst movie i've seen since the titanic...and the titanic was a big pile of crap!!!!

The Germanator · 10-12-2003, 10:36 PM

I knew something was wrong when they used a very old DMX song in the trailer for a movie about an old arcade shooter. Bad combo.

CrOnO_LiNk · 10-13-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by happydude666

this is the worst movie i've seen since the titanic...and the titanic was a big pile of crap!!!!

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Titanic is considered to be the best movie of all time to some people. I hope you're being sarcastic.....

Mechadragon · 10-13-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CrOnO_LiNk

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Titanic is considered to be the best movie of all time to some people. I hope you're being sarcastic.....

He has his opinion. Let him be.

Ace195 · 10-13-2003, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CrOnO_LiNk

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Titanic is considered to be the best movie of all time to some people. I hope you're being sarcastic.....

hmm.. umm.. o.0.. Oh wait I did like that movie.. There was that one drawing and what not

lol

Happydude · 10-13-2003, 11:02 PM

sorry, but yeah...IMO...titanic was a big pile of crap...you girls think what you want.