Carlin Quote

Ace195 · 09-30-2003, 10:14 AM

Some of George Carlins Quotes that Make "sense"..

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( I agree with this one if the black box in never hurt why don't we make the plane out of it)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Ok... thats about enough of that

Kitana85 · 09-30-2003, 10:49 AM

I ha"There are a couple of terms being overused by guilty white liberals these days. The first one is 'happens to be'. 'I have a friend, who happens to be black', as if it were an accident or something. He had two black parents? 'Oh, yes he did, yes he did.' And they reproduced? 'Indeed they did'. Yesss, so where does the surprise come in? I would think it would be more unusual if he just happened to be Scandanavian. The other term is 'openly'. 'He's openly gay'. Homosexuals are the only minority they use this with. You wouldn't say 'He's openly black'.... well, with the exception of James Brown. Or Louis Farrakhan, Louis Farrakhan is openly black. Colin Powell is openly white. He just happens to be black..."