Carlin Quote

[Mechadragon]

"I've never ****ed a ten. But one night, I ****ed five two's."

[Stonecutter]

Originally Posted by Mechadragon

"I've never ****ed a ten. But one night, I ****ed five two's."

Another great one.

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"The fighting Irish" how long do you think a nickname like "the Bargaining Jews" or "The murdering Italians" would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself "The ****in' drunken, Thick-skulled, Brawling, Short-dicked Irish."

[GameMaster]

"What do I like, a f*cking bowl of applesauce?" - George Carlin

[Ace195]

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin

And here is a question from Carlin
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

[The Duggler]

"When it come to fooling people, religion takes the cake. Government and businesses stand in awe of the massive power of religion. Now, let me tell you why. Religion has people fooled that there is a man. Now this man, he lives in the sky, and nobody can see him, but he can see everything you do. In fact, he watches you to make sure you don't do 1 of the 10 really bad things. And if you do any of those things, then he's made a place for you. It's full of fire, burning, torture, rape, pain, anguish, and punishment, and you will go there forever if you break the rules.

.....But he loves you, and he needs your money."
-George Carlin

[Ace195]

Some of George Carlins Quotes that Make "sense"..

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( I agree with this one if the black box in never hurt why don't we make the plane out of it)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


Ok... thats about enough of that

[Kitana85]

I ha"There are a couple of terms being overused by guilty white liberals these days. The first one is 'happens to be'. 'I have a friend, who happens to be black', as if it were an accident or something. He had two black parents? 'Oh, yes he did, yes he did.' And they reproduced? 'Indeed they did'. Yesss, so where does the surprise come in? I would think it would be more unusual if he just happened to be Scandanavian. The other term is 'openly'. 'He's openly gay'. Homosexuals are the only minority they use this with. You wouldn't say 'He's openly black'.... well, with the exception of James Brown. Or Louis Farrakhan, Louis Farrakhan is openly black. Colin Powell is openly white. He just happens to be black..."