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Old 09-29-2003, 10:12 PM   #1
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+ rep for quoting carlin.
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:40 PM   #2
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you show me a tropical fruit and ill show you a ****sucker from guatamala ~George Carlin

I live by that quote...but not really... carlin is god
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:50 PM   #3
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"I've never ****ed a ten. But one night, I ****ed five two's."
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:35 AM   #4
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"I've never ****ed a ten. But one night, I ****ed five two's."
Another great one.

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"The fighting Irish" how long do you think a nickname like "the Bargaining Jews" or "The murdering Italians" would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself "The ****in' drunken, Thick-skulled, Brawling, Short-dicked Irish."
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:46 AM   #5
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"What do I like, a f*cking bowl of applesauce?" - George Carlin
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:16 AM   #7
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin

And here is a question from Carlin
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Same as Kitana but more complete
Old 09-30-2003, 10:08 AM   #8
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"When it come to fooling people, religion takes the cake. Government and businesses stand in awe of the massive power of religion. Now, let me tell you why. Religion has people fooled that there is a man. Now this man, he lives in the sky, and nobody can see him, but he can see everything you do. In fact, he watches you to make sure you don't do 1 of the 10 really bad things. And if you do any of those things, then he's made a place for you. It's full of fire, burning, torture, rape, pain, anguish, and punishment, and you will go there forever if you break the rules.

.....But he loves you, and he needs your money."
-George Carlin
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