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Old 09-07-2003, 12:52 PM   #1
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I saw this on another board, and I had to post it. Its the funniest flame I've ever seen:

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Larry, I have a suggestion for you. It amounts to the same thing that Cyclops said, but I prefer to be a little more...well, I call it eloquent, but you may think it's verbose.

Anyway, here's what want you to do: Find two pieces of your favorite bread material. A roll, sliced white bread, two torn hunks of marble rye...whatever you want.

Then get your favorite condiment. Some say mayo, some like ketchup, others prefer a chipotle reduction sauce with toasted sesame and cracked peppercorns. The choice, once again, is yours.

You may now decide on additions to your sandwich, like tomato, or cheese. I suggest a nice, thinly-sliced sharp cheddar, it will enhance the flavor.

After you have assembled all of these ingredients, you'll notice you're missing something: a main ingredient. Here's what you do. Come over here, unzip my pants, take out my penis, slap it between the two pieces of bread and consume the meat that is me.

With a mouth full of c**k sandwich, it's to be hoped that you'll just shut the f**k up.
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Old 09-07-2003, 01:04 PM   #2
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Rofl, yeah, it is very funny.

My favorite one is much simpler and takes very little time to write: "Shut the hell up."

I dont like to spend so much time flaming someone. If they are that stupid, than they dont deserve that much of my time.
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:16 PM   #3
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lol...thats good...gona have to use that some time!
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:40 PM   #4
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Do they serve that at Togo's or Subway?
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:49 PM   #5
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I only read this because I thought it was a story about a pyro and i had no clue what a funny flame was. I was relly hoping for a dancing flame of some sort. but thats just as good.

ps. feel free to make fun of my idiocy pertaining to slang
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:57 PM   #6
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I only read this because I thought it was a story about a pyro and i had no clue what a funny flame was. I was relly hoping for a dancing flame of some sort. but thats just as good.

ps. feel free to make fun of my idiocy pertaining to slang
lol...idiot




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Old 09-07-2003, 03:38 PM   #7
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Wanna see a good flame?



That's a good flame, and it's only about 30 minutes away from my house.

Stupid forest fires.
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:09 PM   #8
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damn thats a good flame!
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:34 PM   #9
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Wanna see a good flame?



That's a good flame, and it's only about 30 minutes away from my house.

Stupid forest fires.
sweet fire good. burn baby burn.
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Old 09-07-2003, 05:07 PM   #10
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wow, great flames...
I kinda wonder who the person jsut standing admiring the 2nd was though...
Thats great though... I can't use it (for obvious reasons) but it really will make someone feel like crap. WahOOO!!
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Old 09-07-2003, 06:05 PM   #11
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I saw this on another board, and I had to post it. Its the funniest flame I've ever seen:



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Pure nothing.

That sh*t was weak.
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Old 09-07-2003, 06:52 PM   #12
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im guessing your the one who got flamed
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Old 09-07-2003, 07:03 PM   #13
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im guessing your the one who got flamed
Probably, though I don't think it was that funny either...
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Old 09-07-2003, 09:28 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by bouncer_agb
Wanna see a good flame?



That's a good flame, and it's only about 30 minutes away from my house.

Stupid forest fires.
Damn. You live near Kelowna? I feel sorry for those people. So many of them losing their homes. Makes me sad.
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Old 09-08-2003, 12:10 AM   #15
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Holy crap, that goddamn flame in Kelowna is LEVEL 6. Over 200 fricking metres high!

......... Goddamn! They said only Mother Nature can stop it. =\
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