Quotes from...

[Professor S]

"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde

"I've never failed, but I've discovered ten thousand ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison

"The more you learn the less issues are black and white and are shades of gray. The more you learn the less you know and in the end knowledge is paralyzing." - Bill Watterson through Calvin (not an exact quote)

"The truly wise man realizes his ignorance in all things" - Unknown

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" - Jesse "The Body" Ventura

"Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the questions!" - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

and my favorite quote of all time... from the greatest B movie of all time...

"I came here to do two things: Chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I just ran out of bubble gum." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

Bonus points if you can name the movie. Bond, you're ineligible

[Ginkasa]

One of the Evil Dead movies I think... Army of Darkness...

*somewhat guess*


*shrugs and walks away*

[Crono]

One of my favourite quotes is the one that appears in my signature. It's from Suikoden I. Also, I find a number of Joseph Stalin's quotes interesting, they include:

"One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing, yet those who count the votes decide everything."

"Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. "

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."

Don't get the wrong idea... I'm not a Communist, or a Stalin loyalist...